“Whoa. That Sucks, Dude.”

Two local pot-heads nearly burned their house to the ground thanks to their weed-growing habit.

The County Sheriff Treats His Taxpayers Like Idiots

I mentioned last week about how the Deschutes County Sheriff is introducing quotas sorry, performance standards for its officers. The Sheriff, Les Stiles, is still denying the minimum quotas charge, and is accusing Bend.com of writing an inaccurate and slanted story, saying that the Bulletin’s story was more accurate. Needless to say, Barney’s replied to that accusation. It’s a big ol’ mess (even though some local politicians, in an attempt to get some more publicity and win an elected office, have supported Stiles).

Why are you so afraid of the word “Quota”, Les? Having them is one thing, denying that they’re quotas (which they obviously are) just makes you look bad. I’m sure every other police organization has a quota. I talked to a state trooper that said they have a 1 person/day ticket quota, but said if he didn’t get more than that, he wasn’t doing his job. Quotas exist, which we all probably already know, but not calling them quotas and hiding behind the business-term “Performance Standards” is crap. If you’re going to use business terms, maybe you guys should run yourselves like a business, keeping better tabs on your money, your assets, and your employees — and not raising our frickin’ taxes (raising the price to your “clients”) when you can’t.

And like Barney said, I’m sure the Bulletin article is no more accurate than Barney’s, and hiding behind the “taken out of context” line is cowardly.

Just call them what they are, Les. They’re quotas, plain and simple. Quit treating the taxpayers that pay your paychecks like they’re children.

(Update: Glad to hear that Simone feels the same way, and we’ll both get pulled over on our way around the county now.)

More Central Oregon Bloggers on Blogroll

About a week ago I mentioned that Kasey had linked to another local blogger. I made a note to myself to check the Blogger.com’s profile area to see if there were any more local blogger’s using their service that I could add to the list.

After a bit of digging, and removing the folks who had not posted in the last 30 days, I’ve added several more sites to my blogroll (on the right column of the site — the layout’s slightly screwed up, but I have an e-mail into blogrolling.com about it). I have several more from Bend on there, and even a couple from Prineville, Madras, and Redmond on there (the Madras one thanks to Roger).

On that note, once I get a few bucks (read: later rather than sooner — anybody have a few bucks to donate?), I’m going to setup a Central Oregon Blogger’s page that will link to our mailing list, and possible an automated news feed sort of like ORBlogs (Jon/Jesse, you guys want something to do?). I’m going to, at some point, dig up e-mail addresses for some of these folks, and see if I can get them onto our meager list in the meanwhile.

And since ORBlogs is listing them, I’m also going to be going through some of the Live Journal sites I linked to a while back to see any of them are still active (and aren’t absolute crap), see if I can dig up any more, and get them on the blogroll as well.

The New Florida Voting Machine

After the fiasco in 2000 with the folks who couldn’t figure out how to vote properly in Florida, I say we try this voting machine (sent to me by my sister-in-law):

Those Are Some Ugly Cats

Leave it up to some British bloke to go around and try to get a drawing of a cat from everybody he meets, and then post the ugliness online.

Leave It Up To A University of Oregon Student

Only a Duck (and I am one, so don’t think I’m rooting for the Beavers here) would put up a Web site dedicated to random cat pictures. Link via b3ta.

Sick and Wrong, but Oh So Fun

It’s not politically correct, but it’s hilariously fun. It’s the Special-Education Short-Bus revenge flash game.

Need A Place to Park Your RV?

Just find yourself a local Wal-Mart. Campgrounds hate it, but for years, Wal-Mart has allowed RVs to park in their lots for free. Some folks in the Bay Area want to stop the practice but since a new Wal-Mart Supercenter opens every 1.65 days, I don’t think anybody will have to worry about finding a place to park.

Steven Seagal, The Blues Singer?!?

It was bad enough David Hasselhoff is a “singer”, but Steven Seagal, the blues guitarist? Yes, that Steven Segal.

Another Moron Crook

A woman files a false carjacking claim. She allows the police to search her home, where they discover video tapes of her husband having sex with a child. Sick and wrong, yet funny.