Parents go on strike, Move to front yard

Here’s one way to get your message across.

The dishes, garbage and dirty laundry would pile up for days when Cat and Harlan Barnard’s teenage children refused to do their chores. So the Barnards went on strike, moving out of their house and into a domed tent set up in their front driveway. The parents refuse to cook, clean or drive for their children – Benjamin, 17, and Kit, 12 – until they shape up.

“We’ve tried reverse psychology, upside down psychology, spiral psychology and nothing has motivated them for any length of time,” said Cat Barnard, 45, as she sat in a lawn chair at an umbrella-covered table.

Personally, I would’ve made the bratty kids move to the front yard, but then the parents would’ve been arrested for child abuse or something. Thanks Cheryl for the link.

Why Unions Are Dangerous

Unions have their good qualities, but sometimes they’re a bit ridiculous (don’t get me started about the most powerful union in the world, the Major League Baseball Player’s Union). For an example, a 600,000 member union in England may strike because one member of the union is being forced to tuck his shirt in. Full Story.

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Moron Crook For The Day #2

If you’re going to burn up an ATM with a cigarette in a envelope slot, don’t be a moron and look at the ATM camera and don’t use your own ATM card. The guy got away, but they know exactly who he is.

Moron Crook For The Day

When you go to get a Rolex appraised, make sure you don’t get it appraised by the guy you stole it from. Full Story.

Update: Fixed Link.

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That’s One Tough Crook

I would’ve given up a long time ago, but this guy managed to fight off five officers, pepper spray to the eyes, multiple shots with a Taser gun, and attacking police dogs. Afterwards, he said he might have smoked some PCP, but he wasn’t sure.

So moral of the story? If you want to be (mostly) invicible, smoke some PCP. Or something like that. Full Story.

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I’ve had way too much fun today playing with this toy.

Everybody Wants To Win The Lottery

But sometimes, people truly deserve to.

All too often, the ring of Debi Faris-Cifelli’s cell phone means there is another abandoned newborn at the morgue, another forsaken child for her to name and bury in a shoebox-size coffin under a white cross in the California desert.

Last week, though, Faris-Cifelli — who has had to rely on donations, grants and fund-raisers to give babies a decent burial — got a very different call.

She had won the California lottery.

The jackpot: $27 million.

Thanks Barn for the tip