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I think these two Star Wars idiots could be the biggest morons for the week.
Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.
A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it.
Whose title I won’t mention because then you’ll start singing it. Let’s just say it’s a ride at Disneyland (populated with little dancing toys) that had the song stuck in your head the rest of your vacation. Full Story.
Such a thing does exist.
A new Wal-Mart that caters to the Amish has opened in Middlefield, Ohio, according to Local 6 News.
The store has an expanded parking lot that includes 37 hitching posts for horse-drawn carriages.
A woman in West Virginia called 911 on her cell phone after a camel sat on top of her while she was painting her fence. Full Story.
Somebody wasn’t thinking too clearly when they designed these things.
While I don’t foresee anything coming of these rumors (especially considering it would actually prove John Dvorak right, which we all know is a bad thing), but Apple is reportedly in talks with Intel about using Intel chips for their systems.
As of right now, I’m the number two result on Google for gay porn in bend oregon. Yikes… I need to quit looking at those logs (yes, I know, I’ve probably said that 100 times, but digging through those logs is like crack, man — it’s addicting as hell). Or is it even scarier that I’m the number three result for green poop or the number one result for the math-challenged. Or that I’m even in the top 10 for this search, this one, this one, or even this one.
These were all referral links that came i just in the last six hours. I can only imagine how bad it would be if I went back further.
Not only are the Cubs seven games back in the NL Central, but one of their star right-handers can’t pitch as much because he’s been spending too much time on the computer and he needs more quiet time.