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This mom needs to chill out a bit…

Parents of an O’Brien Middle School eighth-grader are demanding an instant replay of the Washoe County Spelling Bee after their daughter was eliminated despite spelling a word correctly.

“I’m a momma bear with her bear claws out,” Cindy Beckman said. “Spellers and academic children don’t get all the accolades that the sports kids do. This is one of their few chances to shine, to get attention and look what happens.”

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“I’ll take this to the U.S. Supreme Court,” Cindy Beckman said. “I will take this to the International Court of law to fight for my baby’s rights.”

Oh that’ll be a good use of taxpayers dollars, defending that case.

For the right price, you can have one call you or anybody else you know and you can select from different lesbian types:

-Lipstick Lesbian-Bull Dyke (Militant Lesbian)

-Regular Lesbian

-Lesbian-on-the-fence

-Transgender lesbian

-Catholic Lesbian

-Lesbian Film Critic

-Stoner Lesbian

I have to say, this is the one of those sites that’s bound to offend the heck out of somebody.

If you’re thinking about dragging your little brother around with his undies over his head (which I’ve never done before — really) of even getting near a woman’s waistband you might want to reconsider (even if you are just six years old).

I have to say, if I were in a stare down before a boxing match and the guy kissed me, I’d probably knock his block off, too.