Be sure to read the questions from other members on this auction for a haunted can of black olives. Thanks sleepy for the link.
Eight Year Old Steals Minivan
He could barely see over the steering wheel, but the third grader took his teacher’s minivan for a quick joy ride and returned it safely to her house. It’s Modesto, Calif., youngest recorded car thief.
Worried About Your Girl Cheating On You?
Then buy her some GPS-enabled panties and keep track of her.
$250,000 for a 600 sq. ft. shack
Sadly, somebody will end up buying it. This home is for sale by owner on the corner of 6th and Olney in Bend:
What you can’t see very well in the picture is that the asking price is $250,000. The home, at the most, is 600 square-feet, on a stupidly busy road, and is probably the cheapest thing for sale in Bend’s city limits. It will undoubtedly be bulldozed and a three story townhome put in its place. I think this guy needs a t-shirt.
Soda Pop Jet Pack
Nothing like the Japanese to do something this crazy and stupid so the rest of the world can laugh. Didn’t they try this on Mythbusters? I only caught about two minutes of that episode. Anyway, link via b3ta
Two Local Teenage Idiots Nearly Kill Themselves
I can’t believe how stupid some people can be.
Two Bend teens were burned, one critically, Monday evening while allegedly “huffing” gasoline fumes, when one spilled gas onto his clothes and the other started playing with a lighter and lit him on fire, police said.
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Firefighter/paramedics put out the blaze and took Michael Davis, 15, and Lee Helms, 16, to St. Charles Medical Center-Bend for treatment of burns, Koester said. Helms was treated and released, while Davis was flown by Air Life helicopter to the burn center at Legacy Emanuel Hospital in Portland, where he was in critical condition early Tuesday.
I just hope these kids never breed.
The Worst Job Ever
Sadly, I’m sure this guy’s job as being a Realdoll repair guy will probably never make it on Dirty Jobs (one of my favorite shows), but it really should.
If You Thought The Doggy Thong Was Bad…
Remember last week the doggy thong that helped with little Fido’s flatulence? If you’re obsessive about your dog, there are all sorts of odd-ball products you can buy including a dog treadmill, automated petter, and a human talk translator. Thanks Michelle for the link.