This is just so wrong, and I’m sure he’s going to get death threats, but I have to say that I laughed.
Oregon State Barbie Dolls
What if Mattel were to make Oregon city-specific Barbie dolls? They might end up something like this (and thanks Yoleen for sending this my way).
Celebrities: Forget Scientology…
…why don’t you try Opus Dei? It’s a perfect fit for you nut-jobs.
Vindication For Men Everywhere
Now we know that we could get arrested for asking for directions.
Back Online On Monday
Why am I hiding until then? This post from last year about this time and an ever-so-slight change to the template of this site might be a clue.
Meanwhile, there’s lots of fun stuff to read here.
Want to create one of those infamous load bars?
Here’s a neat little app that will do it for you.
The Last Male Of A Species Has Died
It’s never happy when the last male of a species of any creature, let alone a cute little rabbit, passes away
Fun Little Flash Game
Fairly simple, but addictingly fun little game called Splash Back. I cleared level nine, but I figured I’d better stop before i waste too much of my work day.
Somebody Really Needed A Smoke
So much so that they took a Lava Rock and broke into a local gas station and stole 11 packs.
Update Actually have a functional link now, not the email address for a local blogger (Ugh…this has been a long day).
Bill O’Reilly Is A Moron, Volume 2
I’ve mentioned my distate for Bill O’Reilly several, several, several, several times before and his latest screaming actions and rants about The Insurgent, a “anarcho-syndicalist/marxist/crazy” publication on the UO campus, and how UO President Dave Frohnmayer should be fired, is absolutely asinine.
For those who don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, the Oregon Commentator is actually covering the whole thing just as well if not better than the Campus Daily Newspaper. But long story short, the Insurgent ran some offensive images of Jesus, people are mad, Bill O’Reily still doesn’t obviously understand the constitution or the rights of a student press on a public campus, and thinks President Frohnmayer should be fired for not taking action even though Frohny is absolutely correct in not taking action against the paper — though he really can’t do anything anyway. The quote of the day is right here: “Bill O’Reilly doesn’t know the First Amendment from the back of his own hand, which is a shame because he takes full abuse of it.”
A good wrap up of everything that’s been going on can be found here.
On a related note, my site is the #1 result for Bill O’Reilly is a moron, so at least I’m accomplishing something.
Update: The Oregon Commentator has a link to a PDF here but since they have limited bandwidth, I’ve gone ahead and mirrored it here.