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SYDNEY, Nov 2 (Reuters Life!) – Size really does count, just ask Australian underwear maker AussieBum which has just launched the “Wonderjock” for men who want to look bigger.
Since the launch seven days ago, AussieBum says it has sold 50,000 pairs of “Wonderjock,” mostly on its Web site www.aussiebum.com and a handful of stores around the world.
Ladies: Be sure to see the page dedicated to it on that Web site for more pictures of men with large bulges (artificial or otherwise).
Where do you hide your concealed weapon if you’re naked?
EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) — A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors – naked – and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.
John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
…I’d like to see their marketing campaign top the commercials they had for Windows 95 (which, back in the day, were pretty darn impressive):
Photoshop is such a powerful tool, especially for taking portraits and making the folks in them look quite a bit older or quite a bit younger.
I refuse to do nude scenes. These Hollywood producers want to capitalize on my obvious sexuality, but I don’t want to be just another beautiful body.
Who said that? Bob Barker, when asked what he plans on doing after retirement. <:shiver>
Thanks Barn for the tip.
It’s that time again for my every few month cheap plug for the upcoming Cascade Winds Symphonic Band Concerts. They are this weekend, Sunday, November 5th, at 2PM and Monday, November 6th, at 7:30PM. Like before (and from here on out) the concerts are going to be at the Tower Theatre in Downtown Bend. You can read more information about the concert, including the pieces we’re playing, at the Cascade Winds website, where you can also download black and white and color flyers for the event.
The event is free, and tickets are available from the Tower box office, or by calling Band Manager Yoleen at 389-2035.
I hope to see some of you there! Come up and say “hi” during intermission.
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Naked Coffee Guy, the dude that was terrorizing the coffee stand girls around Bend this summer and subsequently arrested, was let loose by a local judge after making a plea deal with the DA’s office. He was ordered to seek sex-offender and mental health treatment and put on probation, but no jail time was ordered.
There have been some good comments on the old entry for this in the last couple days (after his release was announced) but feel free to comment here as well.
My opinion: he’s a sick dude, and hopefully he stays the hell away from teenage girls. He probably should’ve been locked up.
If you’re looking for something to decorate your house with, make yourself some Halloween Hobgoblins with some tampons. If you want to scare your pants off.
Meanwhile, I plan on spending tomorrow like I have the last two years by making sure that anybody who shows up at my door who’s far too old to be trick or treating gets a canned vegetable with these stickers on them that I made last year.
Anybody remember the Hot Dog color scheme? Man that was ugly.