Kristi Miller, The Ass Kicker

One local blogger recounts the craziness of everybody’s favorite local media personality, Kristy Miller.

Just make sure you notice the date of the post.

This Should Be On a T-Shirt

Bend: Best Third-World Town Ever.

Edit: I threw it on a T-Shirt (to go along with my others). It’s quick and dirty, but it works.

Internet Access CAPTCHA

This should be a required install at every school and every home computer where people under the age of 18 are going to be using the computer. It’d make for a much more grammatically-correct web.

What A Stupidly Clever Idea

Need a way to protect your bagel sandwich in your lunch bag? Use an old CD spindle (I’ll have to quit throwing these things away). Link via Geeologie.

Stupidly Handy App For The Day

As I’ve mentioned before, I have a ton of little applications on my system. Keeping them all up to date is a pain, but another handy application from FileHippo (a file download site): the filehippo.com Update Client, which will check to see if there are updates for the software you hae installed on FileHippo’s site. It found 10 updates for me, and it’s a 108KB beta download, so give it a whirl!

Boy Scout Earns All 121 Merit Badges

No word if he’s ever had a girlfriend or any sort of social life, but it’s still impressive. Full story.

Ladies: A New Way To Impress The Men

Looking to garner a bit more attention on the singles scene? Get yourself a bra that not only makes your chest bigger, but you’ll have beer on demand (and they are looking for beta testers, so if anybody gets one of these things, I demands pics).

Guys, not to be left out, they do make a similar product for men.

Thanks Michelle for the link.

Fundraiser For A Good Cause

If you haven’t seen Fyreflyte, the flame-throwing performance troupe that performs many Fridays evenings, you’re missing out. It’s quite the show. A member of the group has a family member that was in an ugly accident, so this Friday they’re putting on a fundraiser. Read all about it here.

As somebody who has had the community of this site (the meager community I had back in the day) support me when I had my surgery, I’m hoping that their community will come up and support them.

How Many Reporters Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

If you’re at the BBC, zero, because you’re not allowed to do it.

New Version Of Time Killing Game

I linked to the original version of Desktop Tower Defense a couple weeks ago, and there’s a new version out that will kill even more of your day.