Somebody needs a spanking:
That’d Increase Sales Of Their Parking Lots
A local asphalt maintenance company has an opening for a “Parking Lot Stripping Position.”
(I’m assuming it should be “Striping” for anybody who doesn’t get why that’s funny.)
Are You In?
Don’t forget that to get yourself registered for our NCAA Tournament Pick ’em and have a chance at winning some fun prizes! Selection Sunday is coming soon!
I Guess Everybody’s Got A Fetish
But I just don’t think I could own or work on a computer case that looked a French maid’s legs and hips, especially for $500. I’d just feel dirty. Picture below:
Does this remind anybody else of the leg lamp from The Christmas Story?
Drugs Make You Do Stupid Things
If you’re going to throw your meth in the trash and dispose of the trash on the side of the highway, don’t throw your mail out with the trash so police can easily find you.
Bend Blogs Group on LinkedIn
If you’re registered on the business networking site LinkedIn, you can add me as a contact but you can also now join the Bend Blogs group if you have a local blog that’s listed over on Bend Blogs. I approve all applicants, so if I don’t know you, make it obvious who you are.
Lawmakers Are Idiots, Exhibit 3812
A Kentucky lawmaker wants to make anonymous Internet posting illegal. And the fines are $500 for the first offense, $1000 for each after that, levied towards the Website operator.
This site currently has 14,695 comments (which is a small amount compared to a site like Fark — which is based in Kentucky — that has millions), and I’d say a third of those are anonymous (as I believe on a site like mine, it fosters discussion and I believe in First Amendment rights in that regard). So if this law passed, I’d be responsible for about $4,898,000.
Needless to say, the bill would be hard to enforce, but I can’t say that I’d enjoy getting a bill for nearly $5 million.
What Is This World Coming To?
I don’t care if my kids can’t find Iraq on a map. It’s a far more tragic day when 60 percent of Americans can’t find a major shoe store on a mall map.
Stupid Lawsuit For The Day
So a lawyer goes to Atlantic City, and loses $1 million. She decides to dip into her client’s funds so she can keep gambling, and loses it all. So what does she do? She sues the casinos for $20 million, claiming they had a duty to notice her compulsive gambling problem and cut her off.