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Bend’s formally pregnant “man” — created all sorts of press locally, had a baby just four months ago — is apparently pregnant again, due on June 12.
Am I the only one that is starting to get sick of this guy/gal/whatever?
Thanks Cheryl for ruining my day.
I love Star Wars fans who can look at the lighter side of things. Like Luke’s plan to rescue Han:
You: “Okay, if you can just use your Force powers to get in to the palace and all the way to Jabba, then let’s just have you go in right now and get Han out.”
Luke: “No, that’s stupid. I’m going to get myself captured. Because then you see, we’ll be taken to the sarlacc pit and then, when we’re on the skiff, I’ll get sent out first and then R2-D2 will manage to get to the top of Jabba’s sail barge and shoot out my lightsaber, and then with Lando’s help, we’ll just rescue everyone and then everything will be fine!”
You: “That is the stupidest plan I’ve ever heard of.”
Luke: “I’ve thought of everything.”
While we all know how much I love Halloween, I would dress up in this costume.
But he could still kick your butt:
On a related note, I still get odd-ball comments on this really old Steven Segal entry.
Either I’m getting too old or teenagers are getting too stupid. Or probably a bit of both…
This guy’s got enough dryer lint that you could probably make one. Mirrored after the jump.
…texting while driving is not a good idea.
If the Matrix Ran on Windows…
On a side note, while I like the Matrix movies a lot, this guy was a much better actor than Keanu Reeves.
I’m heading over to Eugene in about an hour to watch the Duck game, and have ended up with an extra reserved ticket (as the folks who were originally going to go with me ended up bailing on me). If anybody wants it for dirt-cheap and will happen to be in Eugene anyway or wanted to head over there, email me using the form at right. I’ll have my Blackberry so I’ll be checking email, and will check my email before I head out of town as well as when I get near Eugene (the game’s at 12:30 today).
Update: Nobody claimed the ticket, and I couldn’t even give it away at the stadium. Why? It was a rainy, nasty mess and nobody was really trying too hard to get into the stadium. Despite wearing a rain coat, I was still soaked, and after the 3rd quarter, started the sloggy hike back to my car as I was totally soaked and could’ve probably have rung out my pants. Thankfully they won, but at least I did get to see some ol’ college buddies while I was there.
This local guy’s pimp mobile might fit the bill:
1989 Cadillac Sedan Deville Pimp mobile for sale. Perfect for the up and coming pimp who isn’t quite ready to step up into an Ex-calade. This fine example of Motor vehicle pimpery comes stock with no hubcaps, because as you know any real baller is just gonna drop dubs on it anyway. The stereo isn’t working, but then again, a real mac like you is going to drop some change to make this bitch rumble. The trunk is extra large in case you have a ho who steps out of line, you can put her in there. A good feature because if you spend enough time with hos, eventually you’re going to have to lock a bitch up.
in case of drive-bys where you need to light up some suckers that have been perpetrating this car has a special window that comes off its tracks so you don’t have to wait for it to slide down. Just roll up on that fool, drop the window, and blast him with that burner. Which comes to my favorite part of the car. The engine is a v8 which means its quick to get away from the Po-po but at the same time still gets 22-24 miles to the gallon on the highway so even with a bitch in the trunk you aren’t destroying the environment. Even Gs need a momma, and her name is Gaia. If you are interested in this whip shout me a holla at (503)383-2310 and ask for Joseph, or as my Hos call me “Yeast” because I raise the dough.
Thanks Kristy for the link.