I’ve always thought the Teletubbies were a bit weird (see some previous posts), but now it’s official: They’re all crackheads.
Category: Weird
Extreme Rock Paper Scissors
Three options for the game is wussy. Try Rock, Paper, Scissors, Fire, Water, Air, and Sponge. Or Rock, Paper, Scissors, Fire, Water, Air, Sponge, Gun and Human. Or Rock, Paper, Scissors, Fire, Water, Air, Sponge, Gun, Human, Devil, and Wolf. It only gets more complicated after that (with the latter option having 25 options).
Just Go BIOYIOP
Did you know BIOYIOP means “Blow it out your I/O Port?” I didn’t, either, nor did I know about 90% of these chat acronyms. Of course I spend as much time in chat rooms as I do reading Xanga.com blogs (read: none).
Answering Life’s Biggest Questions
If you’ve ever got a question that you need some divine answers, you can always ask yourself: What would Zach Morris do? If he doesn’t know, ask AC Slater.
Now I’ve Heard It All
We get some weird folks who call this my office now and again (I’ve mentioned some before), but this is one I haven’t heard before. We had somebody call and say she wanted to be moved from her house because it’s too close to a house that there’s going to be a cult staying in while she’s there. How she knew this, we have no idea (she told us she heard it from a friend of a friend). The homes are about a half mile apart, which is apparently too close for her comfort.
Anybody know something I should know about? If there’s going to be a huge party in Sunriver, I like to at least be invited.
People Love Their Pets Too Much
I can’t say that I’d like to meet the people who would buy a stuffed-animal urn to put their deceased pet’s ashes in. That’s just disturbing.
There’s A Web Site For Everything
Like this guide to all the Monkey references in The Simpsons (note this doesn’t include Bigfoot sightings — you’ll have to look through this list for that). Links via Memepool
“I swear, officer, I’m not drunk…”
“….it’s this stupid machine I’m hooked up to.”