Category: Weird

Are available at YouStupidB**tch.com, such as this winner: ” I only got you flowers so that you will sleep with me again. Happy Valentine’s Day” and “I love heroin more than I love you”. Some of the cards are not safe for work — you’ve been warned.

It sort of looks like it, doesn’t it? Thanks Mark for the link/headline.

The post-in notes posted here are mostly obscene, but good for a few minutes of time-killing.

It’s amazing the random weird things you’ll find on government Web servers. Anybody have any idea what the heck this video is for? Link via b3ta

Would you rather wear a tampon, pad, or a cup? Personally, the cup looks a little frightening to me, but ladies, what do you think?

…they might have been a little like this. Key quote: “But even before that, April had decided that Bakersfield was not “white” enough, so she sold her home, and hopes that she and the girls can find an all-white community in the Pacific Northwest.” Please don’t let them move here, please don’t let them move here. We already have enough racist morons around here, we don’t need more.

…make sure to have one of these around your neck so the aliens will be able to get you home once you start to drive them nuts.

But David Copperfield is going to do it again, apparently.

David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage — without even touching her.

Speaking to German magazine Galore, the illusionist rejected the theory that there were only seven different kinds of magic tricks.

He said: “Bull s**t! There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. In my next show I’m going to make a girl pregnant on stage.”

He added: “Naturally it will be without sex. Everyone will be happy about it, but I’m not telling you any more.”

Oh my. I remember seeing David Copperfield when I was a little boy at the Hult Center in Eugene and thinking the show was very cool (even got in line for his autograph — still have that program with his autograph). Now I’m starting to think the guy’s a bit off his rocker.

Except for it’s actually a 100-pound sex doll that some really messed up men are shelling out $6,500 for instead of actually trying to date a real woman. Just read some of the quotes from some of the odd-ball folks who purchased them in this Salon.com story (just sit through the advert). Quoting one guy in the story: his Real Doll is a “teddy bear with benefits.” Oh my…

Thanks Barn for the link.