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SYDNEY, Nov 2 (Reuters Life!) – Size really does count, just ask Australian underwear maker AussieBum which has just launched the “Wonderjock” for men who want to look bigger.
Since the launch seven days ago, AussieBum says it has sold 50,000 pairs of “Wonderjock,” mostly on its Web site www.aussiebum.com and a handful of stores around the world.
Ladies: Be sure to see the page dedicated to it on that Web site for more pictures of men with large bulges (artificial or otherwise).
Where do you hide your concealed weapon if you’re naked?
EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) — A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors – naked – and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.
John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
If you’re looking for something to decorate your house with, make yourself some Halloween Hobgoblins with some tampons. If you want to scare your pants off.
Meanwhile, I plan on spending tomorrow like I have the last two years by making sure that anybody who shows up at my door who’s far too old to be trick or treating gets a canned vegetable with these stickers on them that I made last year.
I have to say, I’d be hesitant to use a toilet that looked like any of these.
So add those to this toilet that I would never be able to do my business on.
Don’t clog the garbage cans and toilets with them — create yourself a tampon shooter for some really disgusting fun.
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I played Little League Baseball for about 10 years growing up, and generally wore a cup for most of it. I played a lot of catcher in my later years, and you only make the mistake of not wearing it once. But the dang things were always stupidly uncomfortable, which is why I wish they had the Nutty Buddy when I was a young lad. Be sure to watch the demonstration video where the guy takes a shot with the baseball coming from a ball machine at nearly point-blank range.
Also of note: While women are vain with clothes sizes (which is why a size 8 isn’t like it used to be), there is no “small” size for this cup. No man wants to wear a small cup and admit to it.
The Washington law took affect in June (why there wasn’t a law about this earlier, I have no idea, and I really don’t care to lookup other state’s bestiality statutes), and now has its first arrest:
Pierce County prosecutors say 26-year-old Michael Patrick McPhail was caught by his wife on Wednesday night having intercourse on the back porch with their four-year-old female pit bull terrier.
The wife took photos with a cell phone and called police.
Pierce County sheriff’s spokesman Ed Troyer says “There’s pretty clear proof what happened to this dog.”
Thanks Barn for this.
Why anybody would dedicate a site to “Things In Rubbers” is beyond me. There’s some really weird stuff on there (why anybody would cram a bunch of bacon into a condom is beyond me).
On a related topic, if you really want good…ahem…protection for your mobile device be sure you get your cell phone a condom. All the cool kids are doing it.
If you have the money to buy a coffin now, no sense in letting it go to waste while you wait to kick the bucket. Get one that doubles as a window seat, entertainment center, or a book shelf.
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