Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer is a very energetic man, and he’s been captured on video doing some pretty funny stuff. First there video of him dancing around like a monkey boy. Soon after, a video of him sweating like a pig and chanting at a developer’s conferences were released. Then somebody desided to put the video to music with some funny results. And then someone got some Domo-Kun dancing video clips and have Steve’s chanting going on. The results are absolutely hillarious.
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Journalism Lesson #1: Photo and headline should match story
Headline: Student strips down to protest preaching
Photo: Guy standing there in his underwear.
Story: Board of Trustees meeting
Something ain’t right, here…
This is sad that this is our life
“Normal” is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it.
I gotta try putting this on an application
another joke….
The interviewer examined the job application then turned to the prospective employee: “I see you have put ASAP down for the date you are available to start, meaning ‘as soon as possible’, of course. However, I also see that you have put ‘AMAP’ down for required salary. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen that before. What does it mean?”
The applicant replied, “As Much as Possible!”
I have a feeling some doctors think like this
Dentist to Patient: “Would you help me out? I’d like you to give a few of your loudest screams?”
Patient: “Why, Doc? It isn’t all that bad this time.”
Dentist: “There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the 5 o’clock baseball game.”
And off to prison he goes
Down at De Anza College in Cuportino, California, a judge found Al Joseph DeGuzman (a former De Anza student) guilty on 108 felony counts for “a plot to attack De Anza College with a hail of explosives and gunfire.” I’m certainly glad they convicted the lunatic. I guess the police found 57 bombs in his room at his parents house, so he was obviously going to do some damage, if given the chance.
There were five charges he was not found guilty of.
Want to get the Denver Post cheap? Sign up your dog
Since the joint operating agreement between the Rocky Mountain News and the Denver Post took effect, it sounds like customer service has been a nightmare. According to this article (it’s at the end of the article) in an alternative weekly in Denver, a subscriber reports that he’d been “sent a bill to renew his Post subscription at $101.25 for 48 weeks. Knowing that new subscribers get a better deal, he called and tried to negotiate but was told to ‘pay up or get cut off.'” So what did he do? He signed up his dog, and saved 40 bucks.
Do they check mens’ undies, too?
If you’re a lady going to school at Rancho Bernardo High School in San Diego, you better not wear a thong to a school dance — the vice principal will check you for them and send you home, embarassing you in front of everybody. Think I’m kidding?
Some things for you to ponder today
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: Naive
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs”, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea. does that mean that one enjoys it?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes
Why do we say something is out of whack? What’s a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?