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MESA, Ariz. (AP) — A deputy fire chief is on paid leave following his arrest in alleged bestial acts with his next-door neighbor’s lamb, authorities said.
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Johnson, 52, was booked on three misdemeanor charges — disorderly conduct, trespassing and public sexual indecency, authorities said. He was released from jail on his own recognizance Sunday.
This just makes me thing of a certain Woody Allen movie. I’m sure if you’re seen that movie, you know all about Gene Wilder and “Daisy.”
You won’t find this one at Dairy Queen:
Made with “5 scoops of the richest Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream infused with Madagascar vanilla and covered in 23K edible gold leaf, the sundae is drizzled with the world’s most expensive chocolate, Amedei Porceleana, and covered with chunks of rare Chuao chocolate, which is from cocoa beans harvested by the Caribbean Sea on Venezuela’s coast. The masterpiece is suffused with exotic candied fruits from Paris, gold dragets, truffles and Marzipan Cherries. It is topped with a tiny glass bowl of Grand Passion Caviar, an exclusive dessert caviar, made of salt-free American Golden caviar, known for its sparkling golden color. It’s sweetened and infused with fresh passion fruit, orange and Armagnac. The sundae is served in a baccarat Harcourt crystal goblet with an 18K gold spoon to partake in the indulgenceserved with a petite mother of pearl spoon and topped with a gilded sugar flower by Ron Ben-Israel.”
Expensive, and probably tastes like crap. I’ll take my peanut-butter cup Blizzard, thank you. Link from BB.
It’s wrong and disturbing, but I still couldn’t stop watching this hot cow udder action. Don’t expect to see those commercials on TV anytime soon.
As I mentioned before, I’m getting a new laptop, and I’ll probably need a new laptop bag for it (as it’s slightly larger than the one I have, and the one I have barely fits in there now). That being said, this is one bag I will never buy.
How did he prove this? He attached himself not once but twice to a rental moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot. Ouch.
I really hope they don’t come from here (sorry, I’m too lazy to embed that into this page). Thanks Greg for the vid.
Beer is disgusting enough to me (I’m not a drinker) but beer made from a woman’s “monthly visitor” is even worse.
This is an incredible piece of investigative journalism that’s been well-packaged online. It documents how FEMA has just been wasting tax-payer’s dollars for years.
The paper has investigated how $9 million in FEMA tornado recovery money went to people in Miami-Dade County, even though the storm hit up to 37 miles away. More than $5 million in “free money” went to people in the Los Angeles area, even though wildfires burned up to 30 miles away. And $168.5 million went to people in Detroit to help recover from a storm that people have trouble even remembering.
It’s just scary to see how much money went to places with little or no damage.
Note to self: If you ever see one of this big moths flying around the house, make sure you turn off all the halogen torch lamps in the living room. Otherwise, when they’ll fly towards the light and when they hit the bulbs of the stupidly hot, burn the hell out of you if you touch them lamps, they go *poof* in a nice little cloud of smoke and stink of rotten, burnt, flesh.
Moths are attracted to our lamps. Moths are dumb, and smell really bad when burned to death. Now excuse me while I go air out our house from the latest victim.
How do you cover a story about a man who died having sex with a horse?
Be sure to check out the Google ads on the page: Several PETA and Animal Cruelty ads. Considering the subject matter, that could’ve been a lot worse.