Category: Scary

Celine Dion Does AC/DC

Oh good lord, this is about the scariest thing I’ve seen all day…

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The Human Slingshot

I could see this going totally wrong…(video below the jump).

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So What Did The OJ Simpson Book Actually Say?

If what this article says is true (which claims to have gotten a copy of the pivotal chapter of the cancelled book), then he’s gotten away with murder. Heck, even the ghostwriter of his book thinks he’s a murderer.

So did he do it? My money says yes, and he got away with it.

How Dirty Are NYC Buildings?

Just have a look at this picture and you’ll see how much better things will look after a bit of power washing.

Parenting At Its Finest

I really hope the mom gets thrown in jail for a long time this

Drivers swerved cars and trucks into other lanes to avoid a 3-year-old boy, wearing only a diaper and T-shirt, who was playing along a busy highway after wandering away from home while his mother slept, police said.

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Police said they traced the toddler to an apartment at a nearby complex, where they found his mother, Nancy Dyer asleep in a filthy apartment and his 2-year-old sister eating spaghetti off the floor.

Dyer, 33, was arrested on two counts of child neglect and remained in custody Sunday, officials said.

Senior State Trooper Cedric Merritt said that when Dyer was told of her son’s activities, she responded: “Oh, he got out again.”

Two words: White Trash. Poor kids — I’m sure they’ll end up with a much better mommy and daddy now.

This Is Just So Wrong

Billy Idol singing “White Christmas” …

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Stupidly Hard Game For The Day

A simple premise: you’ve given a hex color value along with two color swatches, and you need to pick which swatch goes with the displayed color value. I only managed to get seven points. I suck.

Quote Of The Month

I refuse to do nude scenes. These Hollywood producers want to capitalize on my obvious sexuality, but I don’t want to be just another beautiful body.

Who said that? Bob Barker, when asked what he plans on doing after retirement. &lt:shiver>

Thanks Barn for the tip.

It’s Peter Griffin In The Flesh

If you watch Family Guy at all, it’s going to be hard for you to look at this picture and not think it looks like Peter Griffin:

Link/photo from Jen and this site.

Don’t Mess With These Ladies

She may be in a wheelchair, but I wouldn’t mess with Margaret. And I certainly wouldn’t mess with Susan, either.