For the ultimate in lazy parents, Microsoft is working on a stuffed animal that will watch your kids for you so you don’t even have to be in the same room to interact with your kids.
Category: Scary
Instant Karma for Bike Bully
I had this video e-mailed to me last week, but didn’t want to post it here and have my bandwidth suddenly disappear. Besides, this guy’s not only got the video, but more story behind it. Anyway, a group of kids in a car pulls alongside a guy on a bike so that one of the backseat passengers in the car can head slap the kid on the bike. The problem is that the said passenger falls out of the moving car — and gets hit by another car. Watching the video, you know that frickin’ hurt.
Men: Never Turn Down Sex
Otherwise your lady might rip off your testicle with her bare hands.
I Really Don’t Know What To Say About This
Other than I laughed really hard, but yet, was very disturbed at the same time. See for yourself (and it’s a Flash video that resizes your browser window — resize your window a bit smaller to make it less pixilated). Thanks Dan for the link.
Update on 2/17: The story has been picked up by national media, and a story and video link is here. Here’s another link and story as well.
Future Proof A/V Receiver
Four-grand for a component for your surround sound system isn’t cheap, but you can probably rest fairly easy knowing that the likelihood of you needing to ever replace the the thing is pretty slim.
The company calls (the Onkyo 7.1 channel TX-NR1000) “future-proof,” a marketing term that basically means “we’ve thrown in every feature, connector, and port we can think of, including some nobody is ever going to use.” The really useful thing about this unit, though, is its modular nature. If it turns out that they really didn’t think of everything, you can pop a new module into the back of the box and be on your way.
Bill Gates is A Stud
At least he was back in the day in these publicity photos (circa 1985) that were not actually in Teen Beat magazine like some blogs have reported. I know I didn’t sleep that night when I first saw these last week, but I was scarred for life when I saw the parody.
Cow Dung Fire Burning For Third Month
It’s a 2,000-ton pile of cow crap, and despite repeated attempts at stopping it, the thing will just not stop burning. Thanks Barn for the link.
What (Who?) Did Tonya Harding Eat?
She certainly isn’t the same woman she was when she was figure skating. Just take a look at this picture. Thanks William for the link.
This Is Frightening
This woman has managed to collect over 1,000 My Little Pony dolls, as well as over 1,000 Pony-related items.
The lady’s even got more pictures on her eBay profile with MLPs stacked to the ceiling of her house.
This has all the workings of a really bad horror movie. Anybody have a title for the screenplay that is better than my “Attack Of The Ponies”?