Category: Sad

Juniper Cafe To Close

Did I miss this in the local media? I had heard from my father-in-law a couple weeks ago after his weekly Friday trip to Juniper Cafe that they were going to close. We went there on Wednesday before we headed out of town, and confirmed with the long-time staff there: As of May 1st, Juniper Cafe will be no more.

What’s happening to them? From what I was told, the owner of the place was looking to move on and just wanted to sell the place. The buyer wasn’t interested in keeping the place running, but to bulldoze it into a parking lot.

The buyer? The Real Estate office next door. So they’re looking to increase the size of their parking lot (which already seems like it’s fairly good size, but whatever).

Everybody knows my feelings about the Bend real estate market, as well as how all our homestyle dining establishments are shutting down. So after Pilot Butte closed down for dinner and Jake’s Diner is relocating to the worst location for a restaurant in Bend, now Juniper Cafe will be closing.

My brother and father-in-law have gone there weekly for years. I’ve gone there quite a bit, and first started going there with my family when I was little. It’s looked the same since I was a kid, and the folks there (despite going through a couple owners) have always been nice. I will miss it, that’s for sure (just like I still miss the Snow Bunny on the Westside — I went there on their last day — as they had the best damn sausage gravy on the planet).

So where to go now? I haven’t been to Sargent’s for years (but they’re on the other side of the real estate office, so I wouldn’t be surprised if that gets bought up and bulldozed as well). Palmer Cafe is good, but it’s small and crowded (though the food’s really good).

Juniper Cafe, you will be missed.

Our Government At Work

A government-funded study on the Internet was only supposed to take nine months. It ended up taking seven years.

The Most Expensive Album Never Made

Expenses have roughly totalled $13-million for a Guns N’ Roses album that was never made.

Oh Crap

Another major earthquake has been reported off the Indonesian coast. This one was an 8.2 8.5 (from story link above), which can still cause some pretty serious tsunamis.

Additional Reuters story and more from WikiNews and CNN.

I just hope this isn’t as bad as the last one.

More to come when more news breaks. Comment here if you find any more news.

They’ll Get Their Taxes Somehow

Spoiled Brat

This is really sad

LYON, France, March 16 (AFP) – The posh French ski resort of Courchevel has reserved three slopes for the exclusive use of Samsung Group chairman Lee Kun-Hee during his three-week stay, officials said Wednesday.

“Lee Kun-Hee is coming for a Samsung seminar. He’s learning how to ski and is very worried about his safety,” Claude Faure, director of the Societe des Trois Vallees, which manages the slopes at Courchevel, told AFP.

Faure said the chairman of South Korea’s largest conglomerate would have exclusive access from Thursday to three slopes, protected by security nets, for two hours a day between noon and 3:00 pm.

I’m Just Going To Eat Off My Toilet Seat

Because, as well all know, a toilet seat is cleaner than your keyboard, office phone, etc…, but now studies show that it’s cleaner than your car.

I’ve got an ’88 Honda Civic for sale if anybody wants it.

This Feng Shui Thing Is Out Of Control

For crying out, they now have feng shui underwear.

People Have No Sense Of Humor

The guy who created the insanely popular Church Sign Generator received a threat of lawsuit by a complete fool. Link via Waxy.

Pimp My Gadget

Proof you can by anything online.