Category: Sad

And You Thought Carpel Tunnel Was A Problem?

What about overuse of thumbs from repetitive texting?

According to the Newark Star Ledger, as the sizes and prices of handheld typing devices continue to shrink, some U.S. doctors and physical therapists are urging consumers to treat their on-the-go text messaging as they would any physical workout.

Yep, that means pre-text stretching to prevent swollen thumb tendons and cramped and stiff fingers, they say. Thumb-stabilizer splints may help assuage this Carpal Tunnel-type ailment, which doctors also treat with anti-inflammatory medicine and physical therapy.

“If I tell you to run a marathon and you’re not in shape for it, you’d think I’m crazy,” says Jules Steimnitz, a San Francisco physiatrist who treats repetitive stress injuries. But when it comes to text messaging, “people don’t know what they can and can’t do. People don’t think of it as an activity using the muscles and tendons and ligaments.”

Thanks Al for the link.

Need A Mom For Mother’s Day?

If you don’t have a Mom of your own to treat this Mother’s day, you can always give somebody else’s mom a nice card thanks to eBay.

Goodbye Juniper Cafe

First off, sorry about the lack of posting yesterday. I was in bed with a stomach virus all day. After sleeping all day, I feel much better.

As I mentioned earlier, the Juniper Cafe was to close at the end of this month. In fact, today was its last day (it’ll be official at 2:00PM today). So after 47 years, the Juniper Cafe is no more.

As is our usual Friday tradition, my father and brother-in-law went there this morning at 6:00am, and my family went there for lunch today. The waitress that is always there bought our lunch (we left her a healthy tip). A Bulletin reporter was there as we were leaving, interviewing the manager and such.

Apparently on May 10, the owners of the building are going to be coming back into town and basically giving away everything in there to the highest bidder. I’m going to see if I can get some of the wall hangings off the wall in there (I did get a postcard or two while I was in there).

The waitress that’s been there as long as I can remember is moving to Billings, Montana, with her husband. Apparently he works at the local Outback Steakhouse, and they’re opening one in Billings that he’s going to transfer to.

Good luck to them, they will be missed, as will everbody at the cafe.

Hollywood Has Gone To The Dogs

Talentless hack Ryan Seacrest gets a star on Hollywood’s “Walk Of Fame.” They’ll give those things to anybody, won’t they?

Bend’s Now (in)Famous For Something Else

First, we’re a top place for people to go to die, but now Bend is full of some of a pile of debtors, more than the rest of the country, based on how people are spending their tax returns. Full, sad, story (if that link doesn’t work, go to mapinfo.com and click on their press release section).

About It All is No More

People Is Dumb

I posted a long while ago about a Taco Bell employee that didn’t recognize a two dollar bill, but this is just ridiculous: A man was arrested and handcuffed for trying to pay with $2 bills.

Your Tax Dollars At Work

The secret service has a new temporary duty: to protect a duck. Thanks to Cheryl and Barn for the link.

Is Your American Flag At Half Staff?

It should be. I’ll have to look around the area to see if any flags are still up full, but I do remember last time that flags were to be flown half staff (when Reagan died, if I remember correctly), we had several prominent flags in the area that were still up full staff.

I’m Going Straight To Hell

Because in all the hoopla around the Terry Schiavo death, I laughed at this.

But really, the whole mess was taken so out of proportion, and politicians on both sides of the political spectrum were trying to use this whole thing as leverage for their own gain. There were so many lies that were spread around about the whole thing that it was just ridiculous. And the media coverage on this, when there were other big events going on around the world, was just asinine. Nevermind that there was an earthquake that killed a couple thousand, the networks just cared about ratings.

One important lesson came about in all this: Make sure you have a living will. If I ever create one, I’m going to make sure it reads something like this.