Category: Obvious

A 2,200 Acre Mushroom in Eastern Oregon

That’s one big fungus.

What is probably the largest living organism on earth has been discovered in the Malheur National Forest in eastern Oregon. A fungus living three feet underground is estimated to cover 2,200 acres. After testing samples from various locations, scientists say it is all one organism.

Officially known as Armillaria ostoyae, or the honey mushroom, the fungus is 3.5 miles across and takes up 1,665 football fields. The small mushrooms visible above ground are only the tip of the iceberg.

Just an FYI

When your wife has a knife in her hand, and wants you to change the channel, you might want to do what she says.

In case you needed to know….

Stupid Headline

Thanks to Barney for pointing out this jump head on Page E5 of Sunday’s Big O: “HP calls ink a key element for printing”. Yes sir, it would be hard to print things without ink.

Absolutely Shocking

Look out where you point that thing!

Just in case you’re planning any drive-by shootings, make sure you don’t shoot your driver.

“What do you mean I can’t stow this under my seat?”

Well who knew? You apparently can’t bring a full gas can onto a plane. What kind of communist society do we live in?!?

Just an FYI

Make sure that when you’re lighting up firecrackers, you don’t light them in front of your face.

Do the world a favor

Don’t use Outlook’s stationery, don’t use HTML. Send your e-mail in plain text. Thank you.

“Honk if you see my balls”

Just an FYI: If you hold a sign on the street corner that says “Honk if you can see my balls,” you could get arrested.