Category: Obvious

The other three are probably lying. Link via Fark.

Scientific dollars are being spent on research for what you already know: Teenagers fail to see the consequences.

If you’re going to pick a fight with somebody, don’t do it with a fourth dan blackbelt in karate. Just an FYI.

And suddenly the U.S. is closer to finding Osama. My guess is he’ll suddenly show up in U.S. custody just before election day, and Bush will win because of it (they’re probably already holding him in Guantanamo).

And apparently it contributes to diabetes. Really, you think so?

I don’t know what else, other than drugs, could cause this guy to run through restaurant stabbing himself and sticking his fingers into light sockets. Needless to say, the guy died.

Make sure when you send nearly 90-pounds of marijuana to someone that you send it to the right address.

If you’re going to rob a store, don’t rob one that’s owned and run by an expert marksman.

Unless you consider it normal, I would consider you mentally unstable if you were to, wearing only a pair of pajama bottoms, steal a baggage tractor at a major airport and drive it onto an active runway. There’s no way you could be mentally stable and want to do that. Full Story. Link via Barney.

You probably won’t be able to swallow $47,500 and get away with it.