Category: Obvious

A Much Needed Feature For BendBlogs.com

This is one of those things that I’ve been trying to get around to doing for quite a while, but there is now a site submit form and an about us/FAQ page. The content of each of those pages is subject to change but it’s at least much better than it was before.

So if anybody has any submissions for blogs that need to be added to BendBlogs, use those forms on that page so I can keep better track of them. As it stands right now, we have 169 blogs getting indexed, with a few more added today.

Also of note, if any of you folks reading this are using a Blogger.com (aka an *.blogspot.com blog) or a LiveJournal blog, and want a different FavIcon, if you can find a place to host it, I can manually tweak my settings in BendBlogs to show that icon. Just use the submit form to submit your new FavIcon URL.

Being Buried In Snow Tends To Destroy Cell Phones

It’s always a joke around here in Sunriver (and Bend, too, but we do be more snow down here) that these large piles of snow that were created by the snow plows in the area are usually here until June. We had a pretty ugly winter down here, and there were some very tall piles of snow (some 10 feet tall, easily). They’re just now totally melting off, and one of our maintenance folks were out where there used to be a very tall one, and found this on the ground next to the driveway of one of our homes:

That’s the LCD of probably what used to be a decent Samsung SCH-A670 phone (photo taken with my the company’s new Canon Rebel XT that I bought for a deal). Needless to say, the thing doesn’t function anymore, as it’s probably been buried under there all winter long.

What I really need is a water balloon launcher or potato gun or something that I can launch this thing off the roof of my building and see what kind of abuse it can take.

Why Thank You Captain Obvious!

Just in case you didn’t know, men and women are wired a bit differently.

I Don’t Know What’s Worse

That this crazy old guy went around trying to pass himself off as a doctor, or that women actually fell for it.

MIAMI (Reuters) – A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

Why the guy is a sick idiot, the women were equally as stupid for falling for it.

Note To Self: Don’t Joke About Meth Habit Within Earshot of Rent-a-Cop

I know that’s an obvious headline, but anybody who knows me knows I’m a very sarcastic, outspoken person. It’s occasionally been known to bite me in the butt.

I generally got to the same grocery store here in Bend because their food is bar far the cheapest. I know the folks there, they all know me. I went there tonight in hopes of getting some Sudafed for my wife, who is having sinus problems related to her allergies. They no longer sell it at the store, because they were told they had to get rid of it in preparation for the pending move to require a prescription for the drug (one of the stupidest ideas I’ve ever heard — so I have to go pay a $25 co-pay to get a 3-buck drug? No thanks I’ll buy it online). So I, obviously jokingly, said to my cashier friend there (when asking about the location of the pills) “How else am I going to cook up my meth and feed my crack habit?” The cashier laughed, but the rent-a cop kept following me around the store — subtly, but he was certainly keeping an eye on me, like I was just going to go nuts and start killing people because I didn’t get my fix.

Yes, meth is certainly a serious problem, and while I know that, I now know better than to joke about my decongestant of choice. I’ll just go to Costco and buy the bucketload of it before they get rid of it, too.

Yes, I Know Hermiston Has A Big Wi-Fi Cloud

I actually knew and posted over two months ago, so please quit sending me this link or this link or any variation of the story.

And also of note: For those that aren’t familiar with Oregon’s geography, no I’m not close enough to get a signal (Hermiston is over 200 miles from here and the current record for unamplified Wi-Fi is 125 miles).

News Flash

Studies show that the best way to woo women is to wine and dine them. Duh.

Moron Crook For The Day

If your weed gets stolen, don’t call the police and report it missing. Just in case you needed to be told.

Drinking Sewage is Bad For You

Disney’s Stealing Ideas

Most recent Disney movies (at least their animated ones) have been just rehashed stories/plots from previous movies, but what they did with The Lion King appears to do be downright plagiarism.