Category: Obvious

Porn stars having unprotected sex

Really? Porn stars? Unprotected sex? No Way…. [/sarcasm]. It’s actually a well-written article with video and flash presentation (it’s the LA Times, so it’s safe for work).

LeBron James drives Hummer, Ohio has “some concerns”

Ohio state athletic association has “some concerns” about Lebron James driving around in $50,000 Hummer with three TVs inside. Full Story. They’re primarily concerned with his amateur standing, but, personally, I’m concerned with another distracted SUV driver on the road. That, and we all know that SUV drivers support terrorism.

RIAA Website Hacked

The Recording Industry Association of America‘s web site has been hacked yet again (and, as I’ve said before, it’s because it’s being run by idiots). I’ll give you three guesses as to what Web server software they’re using. Anyway, a mirror of the hack has been posted here, for your viewing pleasure (pretty entertaining, actually, as they linked to a bunch of file-sharing programs that were stored on the RIAA servers). This just after the RIAA finally came to the conclusion that “Illegal music download sites will never be eradicated.” Well, no kidding. Thanks coach. (Links from NeoWin)

Don’t write swear words on your speeding ticket payments

Computer security experts say that RIAA website keeps getting hacked because it’s being run by idiots

Really? You don’t say? From Fark.

Value of Enron’s Assests May Have Been Overstated

Well duh…

(nabbed via Fark)

It’s nice to be surrounded by women

From Fark. Girl’s hockey team gets a male goalie. “It’s nice to be surrounded by women,” says the kid. Well duh. Full Story.