Category: Moronic

Link Cleanup

22 Below

It was only -13°F this morning at my house, but it was a balmy -22° at my co-worker’s house in Sunriver this morning. The SROA weather station had the low at its office at -19°F overnight (it’s gotten up to -5°F at my office — here comes the heat wave!). La Pine and Sunriver-area schools were cancelled and there were power outages in some areas. Thank goodness I don’t rely on electric heat in my home.

In other words, it’s frackin’ cold out. You whiners in Portland who are complaining about the cold up there (it’s currently 24°F up there), you got nothing on us.

There’s no sense in leaving the house if you don’t have to. This will help to keep you indoors today.

Stay warm!

Parent Of The Year Nominee

Links For The Day

Another busy evening (have rehearsal tonight right after work until late and am already tired after today), but have a bunch of stuff to share…

When You Mess With A Bull…

…the bull will always win. Always. Otherwise you’ll end up showing your personal parts for the whole world to see.

Anybody Know How To Find A Property Manager For A Specific Home in Bend?

Or, does anybody in the City of Bend PD who’s reading this have nothing to do tonight?

I know the Sunriver police department maintains a list of which homes are managed by which company in Sunriver (a list that property management companies in Sunriver also have copies of). Anybody have any idea if the City of Bend and/or property managers in Bend have such a list? I won’t get into why, but let’s just say that I think a property management company would want to know what kind of folks they’re renting to in a neighboring house that does nothing by keep us up nearly every night (and while I’ve called the non-emergency police line a couple times, it hasn’t done any good). As we speak, they’re in their backyard (about five or six of them with several more inside) about 20 feet from where I’m sitting in my living room having a drunken discussion about something that involves throwing around the F-Bomb as much as humanly possible. And I’d like to go to bed at some point here in the near future.

These guys have parties like this at least 3 or 4 times a week and have all summer. Then during the day, they’ve got a crappy garage band that pounds away on the drums and guitars in their garage. Their drummer can’t play, either, and I know a thing or two about music and I know bad music when I hear it. The guy can’t even keep any sort of resemblance of tempo, and that’s the drummer’s most important job.

I never thought I’d say this, but I pray for the cold weather to come so the idiots will go inside.

All In Favor Of Winter Being Over, Say “Aye”

I don’t know about the rest of you, but waking up to snow on the driveway (and an inch on the ground at the office) when it’s nearly May isn’t my idea of a good time. Anybody else ready for this to be over? I’d love to not have to start a fire every stinking morning.

How UPS Really Treats Your Packages

Sadly, it’s still probably better than the Post Office:

(This video screams viral fake, but oh well…)

Are Some eBay Buyers Just That Stupid?

You Think He Would’ve Learned His Lesson

But apparently not.

Bend Police K-9 Bosco followed a Christmas Eve burglar’s trail, aided by footprints in the snow, for nearly two hours before officers found the suspect hiding in bushes at a home several miles away, police said.

And when they caught their man, he may have been familiar to them — last January, after a northeast Bend restaurant was broken into, footprints in the snow led to his arrest, also on burglary charges.