Category: Moronic

Southwest Airlines has fired two pilots for allegedly turning their cockpit into a clothing-optional playpen. The pilot and co-pilot — both men — were dismissed for allegedly taking off all or most of their clothes in the cockpit of their aircraft. Full Story. Headline/link from Dave Barry.

Sav-A-Center cashier and crime victim Gennifer Robinson knew her customer was trying to cash a forged check. Robinson immediately recognized the distinctive Looney Tunes background from her own checkbook, which had been stolen from her car along with her purse five days earlier. On top of that: “She handed me my own driver’s license,” says Robinson. Full Story.

…don’t try to smuggle it home in your luggage.

This was sent to me by Ken, who found it on Dave Barry’s blog.

http://www.lilmynx.com – Product site for a portable stripper pole. Just $700 will buy you the Pro model, which comes with ‘everything’ you’d need to ‘install’ your ‘portable’ pole.

They even have nice photos of it in use!

QuickTime movie – see how easy it is to install? Just drill a hole in your ceilingafter you locate a joist, screw in a long support screw/hook, and you’re in business.

Portable…sure…

What a flippin’ moron.

Ikea names children’s bed with German words for “good f*ck”. Full Story.

OK, this guy is a moron. Not only did he auction off advertising space on his head, but he didn’t do any research on the winning bidder, so he now has a tattoo on his head for the worst web host in the land, CIHost.com (and I speak from personal experience with them, but do a search at WHT, and you’ll see the horror stories). This is the same company that bought advertising space on Evander Holyfield’s that he wore in the ring. Yes, their prices are cheap, but their service sucks, and if you want the cheaper hosting packages, you’ll be put on a server crammed full of other accounts, making everybody slower.

Need I say more? What an idiot.

Whoops…. Obviously, the morgue is now getting sued. I’d sue them for arson, on top of the things they’re already taking them to court for.

Note: I really need to add a sick category. One of these days I’ll get around to it. A Jacksonville woman is facing charges that she criminally transmitted the HIV virus to at least 200 unprotected parters. Melissa Jernigan, 24, told police that she tested positive for the virus in 1999 and continued to have unprotected sex.

People like this need to be smacked.