Category: Jake

I’m A Dork

I just spent an hour trying to troubleshoot a problem with a PHP script I have for my work site. It’s a simple script that takes the contents of a CSV file and dumps it into a MySQL database. Before I left on Friday, the thing worked fine. I get back here today, suddenly the thing doesn’t work.

So I’m sitting there, racking my brain on why the file wasn’t working. It appeared OK, but something still wasn’t working. Then I started blaming our crappy DOS-based reservation system for screwing with the file, I started screaming and cussing out the scripts it uses, etc… .

Then I actually opened up the CSV file in Pico from a Unix command line and noticed a lot of funny characters. Then I realized what had happened: My FTP program was putting the thing on the server in binary format instead of ASCII. So I just wasted an hour on something stupid that took about three seconds to fix.

/me is stupid. Hopefully the rest of the day won’t be filled with as much boneheadedness.

Honey, I’m Home!

As previously mentioned, I got snipped over the weekend. The surgery went well. I’m feeling fine, not sore at all (the only part that’s bugging me is that the region down there that had to be shaved prior to surgery really itches). I have a bunch of Advil with me, just in case things hurt.

Anyhow, I took the weekend off, and am back to work today, and was greeted with a “Welcome back, here’s your gigantic list of stuff to-do” note along with about 700 e-mails that need to be gone through.

Don’t expect much blogging today — or expect a few posts as I procrastinate on all the crap I have to do.

Offline Through The Weekend

Why, you ask? Because I fallen into a few hundred dollars (my in-laws got some money from a sale of some property) so instead of buying something fun and stupid with the money, I’m going to go get snipped.

If you need me, I’ll be on my couch with a Pepsi in one hand, the remote in the other, and ice on my crotch.

Update on 1/15: It’s all over. Read the comments for my little report.

I’ll Be Cancelling That Credit Card

I find I have late fee on my credit card that I don’t think I deserve. So I call my credit card company to dispute the $29 late payment fee because I tried making the payment online (in plenty of time) but their online payment system was going bonkers.

After spending an hour last night getting the right number (because apparently there’s a special 800-number for online payment disputes and it’s not accessible via their annoying main menu on the phone), I steal time away from my busy as hell day here at work to call them (as they’re only available during working hours) . So I call them, asking about this charge. The payment was a day late because their system was screwed up (somehow it takes four-days for online payments to clear, which is horsecrap). So I asked why I was getting charged a massive late fee when it was their site that was screwed up? The lady says to me that if I “would’ve called when the problem was happening, they could’ve done something.” Oh, that’s good to know, and where was this information? Considering I had to wait on hold for an hour last night just to get the 800 number for the online payment department, I doubt this information was easily accessible somewhere.

And then she says what every Web and computer geek like me hates to hear:

“It was probably a browser issue and there’s nothing we can do about it.”

What a bunch of crap.

“I tried to access the site in four different browsers on two different platforms, two different net connections, ran a traceroute and tried accessing it directly via IP address (after I ran a lookup on the server it was trying to access). The server was down, and was for several hours that night. This was not ‘a browser issue.'”

I was pretty fired up.

“There’s nothing you can do about it?”

“No sir.”

“OK, then I’ll be cancelling this card next week and calling Citibank.” (CitiBank was the only one I could think of off the top of my head)

I was expecting her to say “Oh, we’re sorry, sir, here’s a refund on the late payment.” What did she say?

“That’s fine, thank you for your business.”

I can not truly believe that this lady is throwing away business. Generally, credit card companies want to keep their folks as much as possible (it is a billion-dollar industry, after all), so I was totally floored when she said that.

True to my word, however, I’ll be paying the late fee, and will be cancelling this card next week. I have a credit score of 780, so I don’t think I should have to put up with this crap. And I won’t.

Anybody have any good recommendations for a credit card?

Merry “Return All Your Presents” Day

It’s the day after Christmas, and all through the office, everybody’s running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

Today is one of the busiest days of the year in Sunriver. Today, 90% of the 150 homes we rent are arrivals today, and about 75% of them are departures. It’s a frickin’ madhouse in the office. Most of our Front Desk employees are out helping housekeeping, as is some of our accounting department. There’s two of us at the front desk, things are going crazy, and I haven’t had any caffeine yet. This day is going to suck.

The weather in Sunriver (and most of Central Oregon) looks like this right now:

It’s snowing right now (and it’s real snow, unlike that frost in Houston that TheDren calls snow), and has been snowing most of the morning.

As for Christmas, it was an enjoyable time. The kids got spoiled rotten, as usual. My wife and I got several really nice gifts, and some really odd ones. My grandparents, for example, are really nice folks, but send some different items. One set of grandparents sent me some pictures — of themselves. A nice wallet-sized for me to keep in my wallet along with my kids, I guess. My other grandparents sent everybody in the family $50 Gift Certificates for Applebees — except Lydia and I, who received some plastic glasses with some odd-ball sports designs on them. I remember one year, this same grandparent said she didn’t send us certificates one year because there wasn’t an Applebees where we lived, but then went on to send them to other folks in my family — who all live within three miles of me.

Oh well. Otherwise, it was a good holiday. Lydia and I got some home improvement stuff — new vanity and sink for our bathroom, and movable island/countertop thingy for the kitchen. We also got some DVDs: Shawshank Redemption 10th Anniversary Edition, Star Wars Trilogy (we need to take it back so we can get the Widescreen version), Reno 911 First Season DVD, Aladdin, and a couple others for the kids. I also got a Leatherman Super Tool 200, some much-need clothes, a portable cribbage set (just need to find somebody to play with now), and a few other odds and ends. Hannah got a Leapster that she isn’t going to be letting go of anytime soon, I know that. I’m at the office, so I can’t think of the other stuff that we all got off the top of my head.

So, did anybody else get anything stupidly cool?

Anyway, more regular blogging later, once I clear out my back log in my RSS reader and in my e-mail inbox.

People Aren’t Too Bright

I’ve been dealing with some folks to get an ad for our company here into a local golf guide. Part of the gig was that I was to send them some marketing material, and they would write radio ad copy to use in their campaign. I had sent all the marketing gibberish a couple days ago, but I get an e-mail from my sales rep for the ad, asking me to send her the promotional bullet points again, because she didn’t have it.

The thing was, though, she was replying to my original message from two days ago, and she had the entire copy of my marketing gibberish in her e-mail to me — so she obviously already had the material she was looking.

I resent it to her anyway, as I could see there was no way to win this battle so there was no sense in starting one.

It’s 25 Degrees, and The Heat Is Out

The furnace in our office is toast, getting repaired right now. We have space heaters all over the place, trying to keep things from freezing up, but trying to work in an office that’s 55-degrees and your hands are frozen really doesn’t help.

Meanwhile, the commute out here this morning was treacherous. See this picture? That may look like just a bit of moisture on the road, but it’s pure ice — a thin, slick layer of nastiness. Hopefully it’ll warm up a bit outside so it’ll melt off a bit.

Update at 1:20: Mt. View Heating came out and fixed it. Turned out to be a bad thermostat. Everything’s all better now, and I’m starting to thaw out now.

Limited Blogging and a Cheap Plug

I’m busy as hell today at work, but I will try to get a few links up later today.

I did want to make a cheap plug for the Cascade Winds Symphonic Band concerts this afternoon and tomorrow (3:00 and 7:30, respectively). The concerts are free, the music is great, and it features one of the best groups of percussionists this area has seen in a long time (certainly the best in the 12 years I’ve been in the band). It will be a great show.

If you don’t enjoy yourself, you can kick my but for it — or just blog about it and ridicule me, I don’t care. The only reason I’m making the plug here is because while we’ve been around forever, we always have some empty seats — please do come if you can!

Two Years Ago Today

This site as you know it was was born two years ago today (though, as I mentioned on that entry and more recently, I had been blogging before that but my archives got trashed). But today marks the anniversary of two years of consistent blogging on this MovableType installation.

So what did I do to celebrate? Nothing, really (maybe I’ll buy myself lunch today or something). I did finally get around to renaming my mt-comments.cgi and mt-search.cgi files so they won’t get hammered as bad by automated robots hellbent on breaking my site. But this entry is what I did. Read on…

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Is Anybody Else Working Today?

I have to go out to Sunriver to work for a few hours later today. It will totally dead, but somebody has to be there to make sure phones get answered, guest complaints (most of which think we’ll be closed), etc… are all taken care of. Last year when I worked on Thanksgiving, there were maybe two calls.

My boss was nice enough to basically tell everybody who had to work today (her included) to just make sure the phones get answered — nothing else needs to be accomplished. So if we want to sit and read the paper, surf the Web, etc…, to feel free. So expect some blogging later as I plow through my flagged links.

Oh, and happy Thanksgiving.