Category: Jake

The Fast Food Industry Hates My Wife

I swear, the fast food industry must be watching what my wife has eaten over the years at fast food resturants. They wait until she really likes something and then they proceed to remove it from their menu forever. Observe…

  • When we were first dating, my wife liked the Roast Chicken Sandwich at Arby’s. They are no where to be found.
  • When we were expecting our first child, Wendy’s Chicken Caesar Pita was the craving — and those are now long gone.
  • The latest straw, my wife loved the Cabo Chicken Sandwitch at Quizno’s — which, as of this week, is no longer on the menu.

There have been others over the years, but I just can’t think of them right at the moment (if I remember, I’ll post ’em here — there was something at Taco Bell and at Dairy Queen, but I can’t remember what it was).

So I apologize if anybody out there has liked any of these things over the years and have come to find them disappear — it’s my wife’s fault.

So Is Anybody Else At The Office Today?

Or am I the only one? Just curious….

Happy Easter.

It’s Going To Be A Late Night

I came into work late today with the intention of doing some work on our servers here that required me to shut down the office while I do it, so I was just going to stay late tonight, after-hours, to do it. Basically, I’m just installing some additional hard drives on our file sever and setting up a new RAID array, as our SCSI drives are basically full (installing a server-grade SATA card instead, as SATA drives are much cheaper and larger capacity). No sooner than ten minutes after I walk in, people starting complaining that things are freezing up (we’re on a Citrix Metaframe setup so when something freezes, it generally affects everybody, which sucks but the boss but budgets don’t allow replacement/upgrades at this point).

So I go upstairs, and the file server that I had planned on working tonight is totally unresponsive. And since many of the profiles and some of the applications (like our cludgy DOS-based reservation system) that Citrix uses are on that server, it was causing things to freak out all around. So I reboot the the file server, and find the problem: one of the two drives in the systems main RAID1 array died.

Thankfully it was in an array, otherwise we’d be screwed right now, but I don’t like sitting here with no redundancy on our reservation data. Since it’s an old server (Compaq Proliant 800 1600 — I forgot we had an old front bezel on the thing, but it is indeed a 1600), finding the same hard drive requires a trip to eBay, where I found somebody that could overnight one for me.

Meanwhile, I’m hoping and praying that nothing else dies on the system (like the boot drive) before the new one gets here on Friday. I’d almost considered making the new SATA array the boot array, but I have a feeling that’s going to be a bigger nightmare than it’s worth (I’d rather keep data and boot on separate drives anyway, which was my reason for setting this up). But if I can at least get the data onto the new array, I can sleep better tonight knowing that I have a bit of redundancy (and yes, I do have off-site backups, but I never like to dig into backups — I’d rather just have things keep running without issue).

Than after I get all that crap up and going again, I have to rebuild the database for the aforementioned reservation system, which is always loads of fun. Basically, just hit a button, and wait until it’s done (and watch as a bunch of ASCII characters scroll down the screen).

Hopefully tonight will go smoother than the last time I did major work on these servers (which are really past their prime, but our boss is too cheap to replace them because he doesn’t seem to understand how much technology is used in this office).

Update at10:30: Went mostly smooth until I tried to reboot the system once I had the new card and drives formatted and array setup and data copied: Non System Disk Error. The thing was detecting the SATA card I added in (a Promise TX4310) and trying to boot from it instead of the SCSI card already in the system. I tried re-ordering the cards, telling the BIOs that it was supposed to boot from the SCSI card, but everytime I put back in the Promise card, it was trying to read off it, and refused to read the SCSI card. Lovely. So I’m taking the Promise card out, recreating the share on the old drive, and hopefully will get this figured out in the morning. People are going to be able to function, and that’s really all that matters.

But in the meantime, does anybody have any experience with these types of add-in cards and this particular server?

Update again: Just for giggles, I looked at the original product description and reviews on NewEgg, and it looks like people had issues with this card — if you don’t upgrade the BIOS. So I’ll have to upgrade the BIOS, me thinks, for this to work properly.

Update again the next day: My other employer had an extra SCSI drive as they use the same servers, and I didn’t know they had spares, so I’ll be taking this spare and giving him my other one when I get it.

A Quick Memo To The Source Weekly

You know, I really appreciate the plugs you guys gave me in the last two issues, but one thing annoys me: Your insistence on putting my name in quotation marks. My friends call me Jake. My co-workers call me Jake. My wife calls me sweetie, but knows my name is Jake. I’m not hiding behind a pseudonym on this blog. The left side of every page of this site say “UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman … “. The whois record for UtterlyBoring.com shows Jake Ortman as the admin and technical contact for the domain with orty.com, my very much side business, listed as the registrant (and you can check with the state to see my name registered on that as well).

So if anybody is here from links in The Source and was wondering about the quotes, well there you go: Jake is my name, don’t wear it out.

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Come and Stalk Me

If you’re looking to stalk me, I’ve had a MySpace profile link on the left side of this page for quite a while. I now have profiles setup in a couple more places:

I’ve probably setup accounts at the various other social networks at one point or another, but these will undoubtedly be the only ones I ever (if at all) use (if somebody can make a piece of software that will allow them to manage all their social networking profiles from one place, they’ll be rich). But don’t expect me to post a ton of stuff on any of the sites other than maybe some professional information on LinkedIn (maybe someday they’ll fix that site so that putting in “97701” as zip code won’t show me as living in Eugene). Generally, if it’s worth posting, it’ll probably be posted here, so don’t expect anything dramatic on any of those sites or expect me to reply to messages to me via those sites (you can use the contact form on this site for that).

Feel free to add me as a friend on those sites if you actually know me or want to stalk me.

Round Two, Day Two, Tournament Pick ’em Scores

OK, the first weekend and the first two rounds of the NCAA tournament are over, and here are the scores in the pick ’em:

  • bojack: 53
  • goldenglove7624: 51
  • Scott’s Mad Dribblerz: 50
  • PLU_STATS_231_2: 50
  • jaylee: 50
  • Rusty from Portland: 49
  • #1 bracket: 49
  • monkeyinabox: 48
  • jenB_goDucks!: 47
  • Coz’s Bracket: 47
  • steph: 47
  • casual picks: 46
  • HEELSTAR: 46
  • whiteybarkley: 46
  • bend no more: 46
  • Bowser: 45
  • shots hot: 44
  • shlid: 44
  • MN Shivs: 43
  • Jake’s ’07 Pick ’em: 43
  • GO GATORS!!: 43
  • Canadian Bacon: 43
  • Reigning Dud: 43
  • Briar Patch Project: 42
  • Repeating Greatness: 42
  • PAIZANO’S PIZZA: 41
  • kandray’s bracket: 39
  • I can’t think of a name: 39
  • Tasmanian Devils: 38
  • Bretigny: 26

Things will get interesting next weekend where there are more points for correct picks (Go Ducks!). Thanks to everybody who’s playing!

In Case You Need More Reasons To Avoid Best Buy…

I’ve already made clear my feelings for Best Buy, but in case you missed the news, Best Buy confirms that it does indeed have a secret employee/store-only Web site that has higher prices than their public Web site so they don’t have to price match. But on the bright side, there are other ways you can save a ton of money at many of the big-name electronics retailers.

I’d also recommend avoiding getting help from the Best Buy “Geek Squad.” I’ve already looked at them as not that bright, but after reading this great series on Consumerist from current and former Geek Squad-ers, you realize that it’s gone in the tank since it was sold to Best Buy years ago, and shows no sign of getting better.

Cheap Plug

If you’re not busy Sunday afternoon or Monday evening, I’ll be here and would love to see you.

Need: ASP/JScript Geek

I won’t go into the ugly details, but if you know your way around ASP and session/cookie handling, I’m sure this will take you about three minutes to figure out. Comment here or e-mail me using the form to the right of the page. Basically, I want to make a directly call to an ASP page using variables in the URL (a GET request), which the page is setup for, but it doesn’t seem to be working because of a session cookie that’s needed (and passed, if you use another page’s ASP form). Again, probably something really simple for an ASP guy, I’m just not an ASP guy, and don’t have time to become one.

Is Winter Over Yet?

All of us Bend woke up to a bit of snow — which meant there was a ton at my office in Sunriver (we’ve got about six to eight inches in some spots and it’s still coming down). I’ve ranted about my commute before, but it’s days like this I fear the worst. I have no problems driving in the snow at all, but it’s everybody else’s ability I worry about.

So I brushed the snow off my car, and sat down in my car, realized it was leaning to one side a bit more than usual. My fears were confirmed when I got out of the car and saw a completely flat tire in the back (my guess is a stud went through). My wife needed the minivan off and on all day and really couldn’t drive me out to work and back (she has to run the kids someplace as I was getting off work), so I called the office, said I’d be late, and called my in-laws to see if I could borrow their car (as they don’t like driving in this anyway). It only has studs on the front, so I was sliding around pretty much every corner I took.

On my way out to Sunriver, I saw several people off the road, including this unlucky sap who managed to throw himself on his side right across from the High Desert Museum:

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(Sorry about the picture quality, but cell phone cameras aren’t known for their quality, and I was driving slowly by while I took this blindly.)

It was a small SUV that was on its side, and I have no idea what state the plates were from, but it appears that everybody’s fine as there were no medical personnel there. No idea how he did that.

The mountains can have all the snow they want, I just want to drive to work without having to worry about these guys.