Category: Geekdom

Who Says Size Doesn’t Matter?

Doing what I do, I always am looking for good spare parts. When I get an old computer, I generally tear the thing open, salvage, sort, and store what I can use or need to have spares of, and then recycle the rest. Last week, I co-worker gave me an old Pentium II 333mhz box. It was a small HP mATX case, just big enough for the tiny motherboard, power supply, hard drive, CD, and floppy. Before giving it to me, he said that he thought that the CD drive might be dead, but his “geek friend” had repaired the floppy drive recently. He didn’t say what he did to “repair” it, but since the floppy drive itself looked really old, I was guessing that the cable itself was the issue.

So I ripped open the small little box, and all I saw was ribbon cable. It litteraly was popping out of the case when I opened it. But it was too narrow to be a hard drive cable. Upon digging through it to find connectors on the thing and unplugging it, I pulled out this monstrosity:

floppycable.jpg

That, ladies and gentlemen, is the longest floppy cable I’ve ever seen (that’s a 15-inch ruler in the screen, for reference). It supports three 3.5″ or 5.25″ floppy drives (yes, the big 5.25-inch actually floppy floppies). All told, the thing stretched out to 45-inches. It probably exceeded the recommended length for those cables, but I don’t know for sure.

Now I know HP would’ve never have put a cable that long in their system (I would hope), so my only guess is the “geek friend” replaced the original cable, which was bad, with whatever he could find. And then crammed it in there. I’m honestly amazed the system had any airflow at all, as this thing took up most of the free space in side the system. But the RAM and CPU I parted out of it are now powering a Smoothwall box, so it was worth the digging. The floppy drive cable is getting kept just for fun.

These 200 People Need To Die

Ladies and gentlemen, the 200 leading known spammers, who combined are responsible for 80% of the email spam on the Internet.

Update on 5/31: One arrested, 199 to go.

Anybody Want To Trade Some RAM?

OK, geek speak coming up ahead here, folks. Carry on if you’re not interested.

I have two 512meg SODIMM sticks of Apacer PC2-4300 DDR2 ram (upgraded my new laptop to two 1gb sticks before sending it off to be repaired). I’m working on my old laptop, that’s a cludgy junker with only 512megs of DDR ram (two 256 meg sticks) that’s getting shared with the video card.

So does anybody want to trade (or give me) two 512 megs sticks of SODIMM DDR ram (and possibly a PCMCIA Wireless Card that can support 802.11g as this laptop doesn’t have a wireless card) for my two sticks of DDR2? It doesn’t need to be really fast (as this thing has a Pentium 4 1.6ghz running on the 400mhz bus — I’d upgrade that, too, but I don’t have a clue how easy it is to access).

Use the contact form on the left side of the page or comment here.

KTVZ.com Debuts New Design

KTVZ has gotten themselves a new contenet management system and video serving system powered by the WorldNow folks, and has gotten themselves a new design.

It’s obviously got some kinks to work out, as it just went public this weekend, but feel free to share positive and negative comments here (as I do know that the folks there are going to be reading comments — or at least Barney will).

Are Your Comments Posting Slow In MovableType?

I hadn’t seen this on my site, but I don’t post comments myself all that often and my readers have a tendency to not let me know about these things. That being said, if you are noticing slow comments when you post on a MovableType-powered site, this could be the issue (and it’s a pretty simple fix).

cPanel, ClamAV and MailScanner

This is totally for my information in the future, but might be useful to somebody.

I have MailScanner installed (via this great package) and ClamAV setup to scan mail that comes through this server. The problem is that lately, ClamAV was sucking up a lot of CPU power when scanning messages. After a ton of searching around on the cPanel forums, I basically came up with this solution which dropped my load considerably. But long story short, you’re changing Mailscanner to use the clamavmodule virus scanner versus the clamav one.

  • Run these comments from the command line (if you don’t know what they do, don’t bother with this at all):

    up2date -i bzip2-devel

    up2date -i gdbm-devel

    /scripts/perlinstaller Mail::ClamAV

  • Edit your MailScanner.conf (probably in /usr/mailscanner/etc/MailScanner.conf). Look for “Virus Scanners = clamav” and change it to “Virus Scanners = clamavmodule”.
  • Then run “killall MailScanner”, wait a bit to make sure all the child processes are killed, and then “/usr/mailscanner/bin/check_mailscanner”.

So far, the load on the server has gone down significantly (at least so far) and made pages load faster as now Apache and MySQL have more breathing room.

Ah The Joys Of Geekdom…

I’m sure every geek has had moments like this.

I went to one of our remote offices to move some equipment around as they were going to be doing some remodeling. Computer moved fine, but when I picked up the printer, I noticed something really wet on the bottom of it. It was blank ink — the cartridge inside at sprung a leak. It was now all over my hands, and had sprayed black ink all over the desk and all inside the printer. I tried to open the printer cover, and it was stuck a bit, so I gave it a firm yank, and the thing flew open, throwing ink all over the place — including on my face. Knowing that this stuff is a pain to wash off when it dries, I sprinted to the bathroom and scrubbed my face as hard as I could to get it all off. I did, but now my face is red from the scrubbing (better than black from the ink, however).

That printers going to the garbage, as there’s no way it can be cleaned out easily. It’s an old crappy HP Deskjet and was past it’s prime anyway.

Now to get to all these RSS feeds I’ve been missing over the last few days…(and yes, the concerts went fine, I’m just really exhausted after three nights of concerts on a stupidly hot stage).

Need UK Cell Phone Help

My sister-in-law is going on month-long trip to Europe starting later next month. They are going to mostly be in Airdrie, Scotland, but might go to Edinburgh, Glasgow, Stirling, and St. Andrews and London. She’d like to have a cell phone over there — just a simple, pre-paid phone that she can use in emergencies over there. Her current phone is a Tracfone Motorola v120c, so I doubt it can be used over there (I don’t think it operates on the same frequencies, nor is the SIM card removable, as far as I know).

Since I’ve never left the US (other than a few trips to Mexico), I don’t have the slightest idea how things work over there. I’ve heard of companies like Telestial that offer pre-paid international cell phones, but wanted to know if there are other options or if it’d be cheaper to just buy one when she gets over there.

I know I have some European readers here, folks, so time to come out of the woodwork and speak up.

Update: Updated with her current phone’s model number.

Link Dump

Totally slammed, links piling up, so here are a bunch of random links that have been sitting in my to-do pile for a while:

More useful links and discussion fodder tomorrow.

“No, your episodes of ‘Prison Break’ can not be stored on the file server.”

This has been a long few days. First, I had the folks who were getting all miffed at me because I couldn’t help them with their web-based application, and now things have gotten more annoying.

I had a co-worker complain that the tape-backup drive in our small file server upstairs wasn’t actually backing anything up. After tweaking the tape settings, the job setting and finally watching through the logs as the thing ran, I come to find out that the DDS-3 tapes were full and that’s why the backup wasn’t finiishing completely — there was too much data on the server and not enough tape. I thought to myself “How could that be? This server is barely used and the 18GB SCSI drives have never been more than half full.” Open up “My Computer”, sure enough, the C:\ drive only has about 300 megs free. So something on the server was taking up a ton of space. Time to find out what it was.

I downloaded and installed a copy of WinDirStat which gives you a pretty graphical representation of the files on your machine. After I let it scan all the files, I noticed a crapload of *.m4v files, which are MPEG4 video files. After opening up the folder containing the files, and plugging the names into Google (as I couldn’t play them on the file server as it obviously doesn’t have a media player), I come to realize that the files are the first 16 episodes of season two of Prison Break. At about 600 megs a piece, it was taken up 9GB of space on the server. I deleted them, and, magically, the back up was able to run just fine. While there is hardware compression that will theoretically compress the tape’s data so it can fit 24GB of data, m4v files are already compressed, so there was no way it would all fit in the tape’s native 12GB capacity.

The staff has gotten a stern warning about this from the boss, so hopefully it shall not happen again.