I’m going to have to get me one of these to…uh…support my wrists:
Thanks Greg for the image. Anybody know where to buy one of these suckers? This would make a great gift for a friend of mine.
Category: Funny
The Ad Graveyard
This has been around for a couple months, but I hadn’t linked to it: The Ad Graveyard has risque print and Web advertisements that were rejected by clients of ad agencies. Some are funny, some are tasteless (“The said it would take three more bullets: The Beatles Reunion”), but all of them are worth a look.
Harvard Gets Punked By Yale
In what is one of the best practical jokes that I can think of, Yale students faked being members of the “Harvard Pep Squad,” passed out pieces of paper to the
Harvard side of their football stadium, convincing the folks there that the sign would say “Go Harvard” when they all held up their pieces of paper. In reality, when they held the sign up, it said “WE SUCK.” Pictures, story, and video here.
Target.com Sells Blowjobs, Too
This after it’s revealed yesterday all the other stuff they sell. Sadly, after ordering, the blowjob won’t arrive for “4-6 weeks.” Link (with screenshot) over at BB.
Somebody’s Having Fun With Target.com
First Target.com sold anal massage, then today they’re selling marijuana, crack, and MDMA (meth). I have a feeling these are all being done by somebody that works at Target or by somebody with access to their system. Links via BB (who has screen shots in case this stuff goes down).
Quote Of The Day
“Hmm, it says here that women think George Clooney has more sex appeal than a Ferrari. Maybe that’s because women don’t know how to drive a Ferrari,” said Torsten Kadletz, a used-car dealer unafraid of feminists.
I should hope he’s not afraid of feminazisnists as they’re going to come burn his house down after saying something like that. Thanks Barney for the link.
Nigerian Spam Parody
Just got this hilarious Nigerian Spam parody. Basically, if you take the subject and content of about every piece of spam you’ve ever seen, and combined it into one e-mail, you’d get something like this. Read on (and thanks Yoleen for this)…
Top 11 Firefox Extensions
A great collection of extensions that I’d love to see available for Firefox including the GetOffYourLazyButtAndWalkToTheFrontDoorForPetesSake snail-mail sniffer and the ClassiqView 1.1 which simulates MSIE and breaks W3C compliance.
Man Records Porn Over Library Videos
There is a reason I tend to get DVDs at the library versus VHS tapes. I just know that I’ll stick in a VHS tape of what I think is the Wiggles and end up with something that wiggles far more than it should. Full Story
(Yes, it’s an old story, but I’m cleaning out my backlog of links).
Funny Money Bites Back
A crook went into a Wal-Mart, paid with counterfeit bills. Thinking he’d pulled of a pretty good crime, he went back to return the merchandise he “bought,” and he got his counterfeit cash back in his refund. Full Story.
(Yes, it’s an old story, but I’m cleaning out my backlog of links).