Category: Funny

You Have To Laugh At This One

Because I’m sure these local crooks were

It was no laughing matter for Bend police who stopped a pickup and arrested two men early Friday on charges of stealing a large canister of nitrous oxide — the anesthetic known as “laughing gas” — from a nearby dental office.

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Nitrous oxide is commonly known as “laughing gas” due to the euphoric effects of inhaling it. Used in surgery and dentistry as an anesthetic, it also can be used as an oxidizer in internal combustion engines, Ritchie said.

Looking at their mug shots, it looks like they’re having a good time.

“As God as My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly!”

Yeah, it’s after Thanksgiving, but I still had to share this video (thanks to the several folks who e-mailed it to me). I do remember watching WKRP. I was only a baby when it was on originally, but I used to watch it in reruns of it when I was a little older, as it was on syndication from somewhere our TV antenna could pick up.

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Want To Learn Disco?

I can’t understand a word this guy is saying, but I’m thinking he’s trying to teach you how to disco dance. I think.

Just the same, I’m speechless after watching this.

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This Is Just So Wrong

Billy Idol singing “White Christmas” …

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Random Ten (or 100 or whatever) Best/Worst/etc… Lists

I seem to have a lot of these types of things sitting in my inbox lately, so here’s a bunch of them (this could easily be made into a cheesy newstand magazine cover, though I’d hate to see the target audience for this mess):

Something there should be handy for somebody. Enjoy.

Worst Burglar Ever

Oh man, I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. Check out this moron …

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Cruelest Obituary Response Ever

Sadly, I laughed at this response to a real-life obituary of a World of Warcraft Player (mirrored here as the original place I saw this image went dead):

Quote Of The Month

I refuse to do nude scenes. These Hollywood producers want to capitalize on my obvious sexuality, but I don’t want to be just another beautiful body.

Who said that? Bob Barker, when asked what he plans on doing after retirement. &lt:shiver>

Thanks Barn for the tip.

One Picture Every Day Parody

We’ve all seen the various videos that have been floating around that show a picture from every day of a person’s life (just search YouTube — I’m not going to link to them here as they’re all mostly pretty stupid). This version is a bit different (and far more entertaining).

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Best Game Review Ever

Nigga know reviews MTV’s Virtual Laguna Beach (and pardon the language here, folks).

White motherfuckers been pretending they dwarfs and killing all kinds of motherfucking dragons for days. That shit is old motherfucking news. I mean, everybody know that a pasty-face like pretending that they some shit that they ain’t never gonna be, like a wizard or a motherfucking elf, or a white rapper that don’t start his shit with “and I’m here to say” in the first line. Well, now all you white motherfuckers got something else you could pretend to be. Introducing MTV’s Virtual Laguna Beach.

This is basically an opportunity for all you motherfucking shut-in white people to stop playing around like you a god damn Viking, and start acting like you a faggot ass pastel polo shirt wearing white motherfucker that live near the beach and don’t gotta pay to get they dick sucked. Yeah, the subject matter is faggy as all get out, but if you gotta be white and you gotta pretend you something else, why not pretend that you somebody that ain’t greasy in a motherfucking basement? I mean, fuck a Sim and fuck them Orcs too.

Oh and believe a nigga: this shit is not motherfucking fake. They actually beta testing this game right the fuck now and you could even play it for free. You could sign up and pick what the fuck you wanna look like, which is fine if you ain’t black. I mean, any goddamn game that you gotta pick what the fuck you look like got like 50,000 variations of white motherfuckers, 30 sleepyheads, and 2 shitty ass black dudes.