Category: Funny

One Seriously Misinformed Dude

I have no idea if this guy is trolling or trying to get a laugh or not, but in a reply to an article about why Linux will not displace Windows in education IT, this was the guy’s comment (copying it here, in case it disappears):

Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows underneath it, at all ? As in, without a boot disk, without any drivers, and without any services ?

That sounds preposterous to me.

If it were true (and I doubt it), then companies would be selling computers without a windows. This clearly is not happening, so there must be some error in your calculations. I hope you realise that windows is more than just Office ? Its a whole system that runs the computer from start to finish, and that is a very difficult thing to acheive. A lot of people dont realise this.

Microsoft just spent $9 billion and many years to create Vista, so it does not sound reasonable that some new alternative could just snap into existence overnight like that. It would take billions of dollars and a massive effort to achieve. IBM tried, and spent a huge amount of money developing OS/2 but could never keep up with Windows. Apple tried to create their own system for years, but finally gave up recently and moved to Intel and Microsoft.

Its just not possible that a freeware like the Linux could be extended to the point where it runs the entire computer fron start to finish, without using some of the more critical parts of windows. Not possible.

I think you need to re-examine your assumptions.

Hilarious! I wouldn’t be surprised if there were morons out there like this (especially in the educational sector). Thanks Ben for that.

EVERYBODY PANIC!!11!!eleven!!!!

This site has your PIN number listed. Check it out, as I can promise you that yours is there. Time to panic.

Finally, Some Useful Facebook Apps

Despite the fact that I have LinkedIn, MySpace, and Facebook profiles, I don’t ever do much with them and I certainly don’t play the games or install apps in Facebook. I’m constantly getting apps requests from folks who obviously have more time than me, and they’re usually just pointless timekillers. However, if some of these apps became a reality, I’d install every one of them.

Tom Cruise Is A Nut Job, Part 2

Nearly a couple years ago, I posted a bit about how Hollywood Nut Job Tom Cruise insisted that Katie Holmes remain absolutely silent during the birth of their child because of his Scientologist beliefs. This week, things get a little crazier.

A video was circulating around the ‘net with Cruise talking about his beliefs in his “religion.” Most of the sites hosting the video have been forced to remove it, but Gawker is holding to their guns and hosting the video, despite the legal threats from the Scientologists. Denton and his lawyer have some serious balls, and I can’t wait to see how this plays out.

You can also see a complete collection of Tom Cruise Scientology videos here, while they last.

Why Can’t Somebody Invent Something Like This?

I’ve always been frustrated beyond belief with loud bass from cars, and I would pay good money if somebody would invent this.

Headline Of The Day

“Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House”. No, the news folks weren’t being mean — the guy’s last name is actually Moron.

Geek Humor

Somebody sent this my direction today (I don’t know the original source, so if somebody knows it, let me now):

A customer comes into a computer store. “I’m looking for a mystery adventure game with lots of graphics … something really challenging.” The clerk replies, “Have you tried Vista?”

If We Could Only Be So Lucky

Microsoft is planning on discontinuing Internet Explorer.

Update on 1/16: Welcome BBSpot Mailbag readers! Feel free to check out the front page of the site for more time-wasters.

Ladies, Listen Up

Here are 50 things us men really wish you knew. A few of my favorites:

8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I’m inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.

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29. When you call us at work “just to chat,” we’re not really listening; we’re checking our e-mail.

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41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message (Jake Note: Or IM) unless you use the words “naked” and “waiting.”

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43. Anytime you cook for us, we’re happy.

New Year Clearing Out Random Link Dump

To ring in the New Year and to start anew, here are the links that I’ve just had sitting here for a long while in various places around my hard drive. These are totally random, some fun, some interesting, some funny, some just downright scary, but should keep you entertained for a bit.

(And before I post all these, I wanted to wish everybody a happy and safe new year. Welcome ot 2008, everybody, and feel free to share your resolutions below.)

Links below and videos after the jump.

Videos after the jump.

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