Category: Funny

Been On A Bad Date?

Only In Portland…

…would you find a bagpipe-playing unicycler — aka, the Unipiper:

His neighbors must love him.

Any Remember “Saved By The Bell”?

Well, this is nothing like it. Really.

OK, it’s sort of like. Maybe. From Waxy‘s descriptions, it’s an stupidly-violent Saved By The Bell parody with the cast of Final Destination 5. And ultra voilent it is.

Holy Cow, That’s A Load Of Links

Finally getting around to a post-vacation link dump — hang on for the ride…

My “pile o’ shortcuts” folder looks much better now. Video links coming tomorrow.

Nathan Fillion Has An Important Announcement

It’s an important issue affecting gamers worldwide (slight naughty language warning)…

Hilarious 404 Page

It’s also really awkward.

Looks Like I Need To Update My Bathroom Reading

From Uncle John’s Unstoppable Bathroom Reader comes The Adventures of Eggplant, the fascinating story of Nasubi, the naked man who had to live off sweepstakes winnings while TV audiences watched.

Bill Bailey Has A Message For Metallica

First off, if you have never seen Bill Bailey, you need to. The guy is a riot. Black Books is on Hulu (discs are available on Netflix as well), and he’s absolutely hilarious in the show (as is the rest of the cast). Apparently Metallica is playing at a UK rock festival and Mr. Bailey wanted the boys at Metallica to know that if they had to bail, he’s ready to go:

How the KKK Got Beat By A Single Black Guy

Johnny Lee Clary recounts a story from his KKK days. Good stuff…

I’d Hire The Guy

I need to re-do my resume to look like this.