Category: Funny

Qwikster Not Going To Happen: DVDs will be staying at Netflix.com

Netflix CEO does an about-face, realizes that it was a really bad idea, ditches the Qwikster idea.

Any bets on how long until their CEO is out of a job? This was one of the biggest business screw-ups I’ve seen in a long time.

Need Some Decor For Your Office?

How about some do-it-yourself paper people?

Everything’s Better With A Little Facial Hair

Especially when it’s facial hair that’s as awesome as Tom Selleck’s moustache:

Why Netflix Is Splitting Itself In Two

Leave it to The Oatmeal to explain this stupidity perfectly.

Will Ferrell Is Funnier When He’s Making Stuff Up

While his scripted stuff is hilarious, the bloppers from those movies of his are even better:

I’ve Always Hated The Just-After-Race TV Interview

I’ve a track-and-field fan, always have been, but I never quite understood the rationale for interviewing people immediately after they’ve won a race. I understand why it’s done — to get that immediate emotional response — but 99% of the time they’re utterly exhausted so they can’t talk. Sometimes their brains are fried from what they’ve just accomplished, like is the case here, where this woman’s still in shock as to what just happened:

Why I Don’t Play Online Multiplayer Games

Because I’m a grown-up and have better things to do (naughty language alert).

This Is How I Feel About Planking

Seriously, what kind of person finds planking entertaining? Stocking is far more entertaining.

“I am not a robot, I am a unicorn”

What happens when you let two chatbots talk to each other? Comedy gold:

Time Killer For The Evening

Safety Instructions will put your typing skills to the test. You screw up, you kill the airplane passengers. So don’t screw up.