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Category: Funny
Ever wondered which icons were the toughest?
If you’re like me, you have a pile of icons on your desktop (e-mail me and I’ll send you a screen shot of my desktop and all its 50+ icons). Now, if all your icons were to get it a fight, who do you think would win? A pretty funny animation that tells us.
Are they fake or not?
Yes, it’s exactly what you pervert guys are thinking (not safe for work, obviously).
PDF File != Text File
This is what happens when you try to load a PDF into a text-based article field.
Update: Since they fixed the problem, here’s an archived copy.
Locals don’t like porn shop’s “clergy discount” sign
(to steal the headline from the Obscure Store). Talk about a great way to piss off the local church. The sign on the door of this porn shop:
No need to mail order. Gay videos in stock. Clergy discount. Have good sex. Hallelujah!
Eric Conveys an Emotion
The concept here is simple.You request an emotion (or reasonable facsimile), and Eric will try and act it out for you. And the emotions he’s taken pictures of range from shy, sadness, and horror to Bad hair day, Road Rage, I lost 150 lbs on the Slim Fast diet!, and Not wearing pants and nobody knows but you. It’s a really funny site.
If it will fit on a copier, someone has probably forgotten it
A fun story in the Star Telegram about all the stuff people leave in the copy machines at Kinko’s. According to the article, some of the stuff they found include original photos; a 1953 El Paso military basic training snapshot; a handwritten personal letter; a remarkably thorough family newsletter; a completed 2000 income tax form, with a copy of an IRS refund check attached, including the couple’s names, address, W-2 form, deductions, dividends, stocks and tax shelter account with registration number; a bail bond receipt; an official government affidavit confirming church membership, with metallic embossed seal and Pakistani notary public stamp; a World Taekwondo Federation training completion certificate; a mortgage payment receipt with loan number; a house photo and confidential real estate agent information sheet; vintage sheet music (various wedding selections); a Nortel Networks employee picture identification card; and a completed employee benefit information sheet, with the individual’s name, address, Social Security number, birth date, telephone number and dates of employment.
Link from Al’s Morning Meeting.
Ruminations for the Day
From Ruminate.com:
Joke for the day
From Jokeaday.com:
One morning as Professor Jones was leaving for the university his wife told her absent-minded husband, “Don’t forget we are moving today. If you come to this house this afternoon it will be empty.”
Predictably he didn’t remember until he found the house vacated that afternoon. He mumbled to himself, “And where was it we were moving to?”
He went out in front of the house and asked a little girl, “Did you see a moving van here today, little girl?”
“Yes,” she replied.
“Would you know which way it went?”
She looked up at him and said, “Yes, Daddy, I’ll show you.”
Looking for that gift for somebody who has everything?
Bet you they don’t have any of the stuff you’ll find at Reemco. Such gifts as electric toe nail clippers, and every kid’s favorite, the Ebola Outbreak play set.