Category: Funny

But look at the wonderful research that is coming out of there. Link via Dave’s Blog.

Create a one-page site in mid 1995, and don’t update it ever again, and you have procrastinate.net

Joke that was just sent to me:

An elderly gentleman was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with gel-spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy’s hair was yellow, green, orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes and wore blue jeans, topped by a red sweatshirt.

The old man could NOT stop staring at him.

Noticing the old man’s stare, the boy sarcastically popped-off, “What’s the matter, old man, haven’t you ever done anything WILD in your life?”

“Well… yes, actually… I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot… and I was just wondering if… you were my son.”

Got this from NTK, and the author’s text pretty much describes the site:

These images are the result of 8 years in the retail computer industry – 8 years that are thankfully behind me. After working as a technician in a retail store for a famous computer company (think cows), I was laid off in August of 2002 because I believed it was better to do a quality repair job rather than just format & reload no matter what the real problem is. I didn’t know at the time what a great favor they did me by letting me go.

The site is a collection of photos of computers and hardware he received from customers that was trashed or “fixed” by the customer. Funny stuff, especially if you know a thing about computers.

It was going nearly 20-time the speed of light. Or at least that’s what CNN would’ve lead you to believe had you watched at the right time. It’s probably pretty hard to steer when you’re flying along that fast.

How’d you like to share names with the king of pop? Can make for some interesting search results.

What if you were to put other celebrity’s noses on Michael Jackson’s face. Could you guess whose nose it was?

No Friday posting would be complete without the typical b3ta-provided odd-ball Flash links. In this case, it’s the Disco Squirrels singing “Disco Sauna.”

Can you tell the difference?