I think what I like best is this quote from the story (from the streaker’s former boss): “It’s unfortunate when bad things happen at the fair.” Generally, it’s unfortunate when bad things happen, period, but I guess it’s even more unfortunate when it happens on his turf.
Category: Funny
Want to keep away terrorists?
Just have immigration officials ask Beatles trivia. It seems to keep away normal people.
Next time, try a rope
11-year old rescued from elevator — by getting a wedgie.
Want to buy a shoe-shaped house? (Asking price: $129,000.)
From Obscure Store:
“I would like a young couple to buy it,” says Ruth Miller, 77, who owns the place with her hubby. “They could do more than I do with it.”
I’m curious as to what you could do with a shoe house. Other than feed your kids broth without any bread, spank them soundly, and send them to bed. But I’m not an old woman. Full Story.
His wife is a better filter than SpamBayes
I use SpamBayes in Outlook XP to control my spam. It works great. But, like any good spam filter, you have to train it. Much like a wife.
What was Neil Armstrong really thinking when he stepped on the moon?
Previous suppressed footage has been discovered that shows what Armstrong really said to Houston. Armstrong’s reaction was a great deal more uninhibited than history suggests, and that a hasty editing job was needed to prepare the astronaut’s moment of glory for broadcast. Link via BBspot.
Programming isn’t that hard
Any monkey (or chimp) can do it. Thanks to Rick for the link.
Who says you can’t buy votes?
You can at Taco Bell. Stop by any Taco Bell in California between now and election day, and you can buy a vote for your candidate. Buy a Crunchy Beef Taco, and they count that as a vote for Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Chicken Soft Taco, a vote for recalled Gov. Gray Davis. A Grilled Stuft Burrito is a vote for everybody else.
Apparently Taco Bell has taken out ads in major newspapers advertising this little promotion.
If you ever enlist in the army, this is information you need to know
Here’s 213 things you shouldn’t be doing while serving your country.
Some of the gems:
“I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision.”
“I am not allowed to sing ‘Henry the VIII I am’ until verse 68 ever again.”
“The Chicken and Rice MRE is not a personal lubricant.”
Thanks to Gregg for the link (who has a new job, and is featured on his new company’s web site)!