Category: Funny

That would explain the crankiness of some co-workers. Full story. Link via BB.

Scientists have discovered a new planet out past Pluto, and have named it Sedna. But apparently somebody’s already discovered it, as there is already a Wal-Mart on it.

This is pretty good. Zug.com sent letters to all 100 senators pretending to be a 10-year-old boy dying of cancer. He asked them what their favorite joke is. Some responded with cheesy, but funny, jokes, while others didn’t respond at all. Funny stuff.

From the Smoking Gun:

The piracy wave vexing Hollywood has hit particularly close to home for one studio, The Smoking Gun has learned. Secret Service agents last month raided the Los Angeles home of a Fox Entertainment employee suspected of involvement in an online conspiracy to distribute pirated films like Old School, X-Men 2, and The Matrix Reloaded. According to the below Secret Service affidavit, more than a dozen illegally duplicated movies were actually housed on a Fox computer server (along with pirated computer software and games), where they were accessed by members of a “warez” group trafficking in such bootlegged material.

It just makes me laugh when all the Hollywood studios are paying all this money for ads and wasting time during the Oscars to tell people not to pirate, and they can’t even police their own employees.

Otherwise, you might end up running down the street with a severed penis shouting at people:

A man who ran naked down the street with blood gushing from his severed penis yesterday mutilated himself, said RCMP in this Okanagan city. Police received a report at about 2 p.m. of a man running down the street, screaming “Repent, repent, fornicators.”

The 33-year-old Penticton man, who was wearing only a tuque, was later found with his penis and testicles severed near a construction site.

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The man’s severed parts were later found in his home and taken to hospital.

Link via SEB.

If Google ever decided to publish a gigantic set of reference books, they’d probably look something like this.

Why is this funny? Because after everything that’s been written about it, the Grand Challenge was pretty much a bust. Mike Elgan was out there and said since nobody finished they’ll probably run the race again in 2006.

So how far did the best team go? 7.4 miles — out of 142. So about 5% of the way — maybe next time they’ll make it to 10%.

I would have loved to see them succeed in this. Considering some of the brains behind this, you would’ve thought that somebody would have made it more than 7 miles. Most of the entries didn’t even make it to a mile.

However, Mike still feels it was a grand success, and he provides great evidence as to why it was a great success.

I’m sure this is probably a bad translation, as it was made in Hong Kong in the 40s, but it’s still damn funny. Anybody seen it? 😉

Get annoyed when you sit in your car next to those bastards that have their music up so loud it’s vibrating your car? This is sort of like that, but with your browser.

A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, This bull mated 50 times last year.

The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”

They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, This bull mated 120 times last year. The wife hit her husband and said, “That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.”

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, This bull mated 365 times last year. The wife got really excited and said, “That’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.” The husband looked at her and said, “Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow.”

The husband’s condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and should make a full recovery.