Category: Funny

One thing about the realistic AI in simulation games is how much fun it can be to torture the characters in them.

A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.

While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00.”

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150?

The man replied, “A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”

Thanks Craig for the joke.

When spam filters don’t do their job right, it angers people. However, it does make for entertaining commentary (just don’t try to e-mail the author with “booby” in the subject line).

Anybody with kids will appreciate these rules.

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Otherwise you end up with demon-spawn kids that pull stunts like this. Thanks Greg for the hilarious commercial.

This goes under the “Why hasn’t anybody else thought of this?” category:

1) Create duplicate of local parking tickets.

2) Modify them to contain your PO Box.

3) Distribute

4) Profit.

Or something like that.

I think this sums it up quite nicely. Link via Cerulean Studios’ blog.

If you’re sick of the people preaching their religion and or way of life to you on the street, just fight back singing show tunes. Priceless.