The Death Of Christmas is Coming

Why, you say? Because Jerry Fallwell says so.

I’m starting to agree with him, though, despite Fallwell being a raging lunatic. Why? Christmas tree accidents are all too common, 30 Santas got in an ugly fight, another Santa beat up a 74-year-old woman with a 2-by-4, Planned Parenthood sells holiday cards, fruitcake is still a popular gift, and Christmas parties are bad for your health.

Happy Holidays, everyone. I’ll be locking myself in my house now to avoid holiday trouble and to especially avoid Jerry Fallwell. Thanks everybody for the links.