Web Developers: Want To Be A Complete Jerk and Scare Visitors Away?

Make sure you implement annonying.js to anger as many people as possible. Be sure to read the comments for more obnoxious code, and throw in screwed.js while you’re at it.

Comments

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Jake says:

I just sent you an email, Tony.

Tony says:

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Jake says:

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