Only the Brits could have startling stats like this:
Oh crumbs – it seems up to half of all Britons have been injured… by a humble biscuit.
Flying fragments and daredevil dunking in scalding tea have all led to millions suffering at the hands of their favourite snack, according to fun research.
Among the more unusual – and daft – injuries are a man who poked himself in the eye with a biscuit and people who have fallen off chairs while reaching for a tea-time treat.