Month: September 2008

Has The Large Hadron Collider Destroyed The World Yet?

Wasn’t This A Seinfield Episode?

I’m pretty sure it was.

FRANKFURT (Reuters) – A Scottish postman working in Germany hoarded at least 20,000 letters at home because he felt his work was too taxing, police said on Tuesday.

The postman in Frankfurt was caught when a neighbor saw him tipping a mail delivery into a rubbish bin and alerted police.

Great Office Prank

Why do I have the sudden urge to do this at my office?

Version of the video with commentary is here.

Lance Armstrong is planning on riding Le Tour, 2009?

That’s the rumor that’s floating around.

Lance Armstrong will come out of retirement next year to compete in five road races with the Astana team, according to sources familiar with the developing situation.

Armstrong, who turns 37 this month, will compete in the Amgen Tour of California, Paris-Nice, the Tour de Georgia, the Dauphiné Libéré and the Tour de France — and will race for neither salary nor bonuses, the sources, who asked to remain anonymous, told VeloNews.

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According to sources, the Texan will post all of his internally tested blood work online, in an attempt to establish complete transparency and prove that he is a clean athlete.

Bulk Notification (Emergency Notification) via VoIP?

As many of you know, I’m the IT guy for a vacation rental company that manages 160+ homes in Sunriver (but if I can find a solution that works, I might implement this with 400 others as well). Anyway, on rare occasions, we need to send out a phone message to our homes (the only time I can remember having to do it is when a nearby forest fire was threatening evacuation of the area). While we’ve been using an outsourced provider for this, I’ve been told to try to find something cheaper (as our provider raised their rates).

Basically,

While I can find windows software that will dial-up via the modem and play a pre-recorded message (which is what I’m looking to do, and that’s it), I’d rather have something that will work on multiple platforms and won’t require me to dedicate a bunch of analog phone lines to the task (as each phone call would potentially take a minute or so, and with that many homes, it could take quite a while to get the message out). So that’s why I thought of VoIP.

Any thoughts on software/hardware for this? Can skype handle something like this? I just need basic notification service, and have an extra server I could throw at it, if need be (would prefer Linux as I have other Linux-based plans for that extra server, but I’m open to options). We so rarely have to do something like this (and technically, we do it as a service), but I just want it to work and not have to pay monthly fees to some other provider.

Time Killer For The Day

This frustrating little game will kill off your entire day if you’re stuck at the office today (I’m not the only one, right?).

Sad News For The Day

ORblogs.com is closing down. I’m sure Paul has no time to maintain it since having a kid, but that still sucks. Trying to maintain BendBlogs in my free time is hard enough — and I didn’t custom code everything, nor do I index nearly as many blogs as ORblogs. It will be missed. Best wishes to Paul and his family.

Things To Not Put On Your Thesis

If you’re a student, don’t ever put these as footnotes or citations:

3 Who, although a gifted academic, is still a douche.

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12. Martin Handford, Where’s Waldo?: The Fantastic Journey (Cambridge, MA: Candlewick Press, 1997), 16.

Comments Are Borked Fixed

I had to do a Perl recompile Monday, thought it went fine, but apparently comments don’t work right now, getting me some ugly errors (Global symbol “$nested” requires explicit package name at (re_eval 42) line 2, line 1. Compilation failed in regexp at /usr/lib/perl5/5.8.8/SelfLoader.pm line 110, line 1. ). It’s obviously Perl related, but I don’t know why. I’m looking into it.

Thanks Nathan for pointing it out.

Update on 9/4 @4PM: I think I got it fixed. Please email utterlyboring [at] gmail [dot] com if you notice any weirdness.

Google Chrome Is Interesting, but Why Switch From Firefox?

Thanks to Firefox’s large extension library, you can get most of it’s cool features in Firefox (heck, you can get most of Safari’s best features in Firefox, too). Since there’s really no major performance difference between Chrome and Firefox, I’ll be sticking to Firefox, thanks (especially since some of the features in Chrome will probably end up in Firefox at some point anyway).