It’s Official: Texas Sucks

Why? Because there’s a school district there that is banning cleavage. How heartless can these people be? A woman’s cleavage is one of the things that keeps a young man going and functioning through high school, and he’s now likely to drop out of school or start going on a murderous rampage. Or something.

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Comments

Forest says:

That’s sick and wrong. How could they do such a thing?

It’s the texas porn lobby… cleavage at school was cutting down their after school viewers.

sxybrwngrl says:

No. Texas sucks because it just does. I am originally from California, but moved here from fabulous Las Vegas and this place is the pits!!!! What the hell do you guys do out here besides celebrate sorry professional teams, breathe the pollen ridden air, and run from tornadoes. Leaving Las Vegas and coming here has to be the worst mistake I have ever made. Guess ya gotta be from here to love it. Or just be a cowboy. This has to be one of the most boring places in America and good thing that I am getting out while I still have social skills. There is one good thing about Texas though, there are alot of freeways leading out of this m****f***a!!!!

ssa says:

I agree! I moved here from South Dakota,you might think that area of the country is boring ,it’s nothing compared to this pit!-I have come to the conclusion all people do here is go to church and eat out. This was one of the worst mistakes I ever made as well, I’m with you get out!!!!

Tex "The Mouth" Bravado says:

I have had my share of trips to Tx. It is my #1 hope to never be forced to move there as it would the Gaza Strip, Ethiopia, or Siberia. All are on equal footing when it comes to quality of living. What I cannot understand is why people think there is low cost of living there. They pay more annually in property/sales taxes, insurance, and higher rates for simple basics of living then most other states with state taxes.

Anonymous says:

die on the toilet,cunts