Roller Skating and Booze?

How could you go wrong?

re-live those junior high skate parties! come skate and dance the night away with the renegade rollergirls friday, august 4 at the central oregon indoor sports center (20795 high desert lane) starting at 8 p.m. admission is $3 or $6.50 with skate rental. drinks will be provided for those 21 and over. all ages and skate levels are welcome.

I’m busy on the 4th, otherwise I’d be there, if mostly to make fun of drunken roller skaters. I wouldn’t put on skates as I’m a horrible roller skater — coordination is not something I’m blessed with.