You Might Expect This In Eugene

But not in Milwaukie (of course, I’ve never lived there like I have in Eugene).

MILWAUKIE, Ore. — A naked man who had allegedly robbed the US Bank in Milwaukie and hid in an nearby gazebo was arrested Friday afternoon by sheriff’s deputies.

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Witnesses said Jarvis was wearing clothes when he allegedly robbed the bank.

So he decided to strip down after robbing the place? I can understand you not wanting to be seen in the clothes you robbed a bank in, but stripping down is not the way to blend in.

But at least he wasn’t dressed like a clown like this guy.

Thanks Barn for the link.