Month: July 2006

Darth Vader Has A Nervous Breakdown

Very well done dubbing of James Earl Jones’ voice for comedic effect.

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Host Gets Canned By PBS For “Technical Virgin” Vibrator Video

Just goes to show you that not only is PBS a bit too conservative and that past online acting gigs can come back to bite you in the butt.

Many years ago, there were a couple of hilarious public-service-style videos and parody testimonials at technicalvirgin.com. Basically, the premise behind the site was that you could still fool around and still technically be a virgin.

Melanie Martinez, one of the girls in one of the videos (which you can see below), got a gig hosting a preschool-targeted show on PBS’s Sprout network. PBS recently became aware of the videos, and decided to can her.

Why PBS would ever think that a preschooler would know about these videos is beyond me, and Technical Virgin now has a link to a petition you can sign to bring her back.

Read on for the videos (and the other video they posted on the site). They’re a bit slow-loading as YouTube is having some issues today.

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It’s Like a MySpace For Old People

My guess is you won’t find seizure-inducing profiles at this social-networking site aimed at the 50+ set. Created by Jeff Taylor, the founder of Monster.com, the attempt is to be the online center of gravity for the 78 million Americans born from 1946 to 1964. Full story and interview here.

The Black Crater Fire Is Getting Worse (Updated 7/31)

First off, yes, I’m fine, now let’s move on (I’ll get to my 1600 or so emails from the last three days later).

Anyway, if case you haven’t heard, a good chunk of Central Oregon is on fire, with the Black Crater fire up northwest of here causing new evacuations (Tollgate’s getting evacuated). The air is really smoky, and I’m about 30 miles from the fire here. My wife’s grandmother lives in Sisters (which the fire is getting closer and closer to every minute), and we’re working on getting her out of there right now as the smoke is so thick in the area she’s having a hard time breathing (she’s in her mid-80s and has lived in Sisters her entire life). We’re also working on getting some other family members out of the area, as well.

I’m really hoping they get this thing under control as it’s getting dangerously close to Sisters and evacuating that down with it’s already poor traffic flow is going to be a nightmare. If I lived there, I would’ve gotten out already, and if you live there, I would to, as it’s going to be utter chaos if they pull the trigger on evacuating that town.

Update: Just catching up here, but vorpal has some good pictures of the fire. Worth checking out since all the local media outlets put itty-bitty pictures on their Web sites.

Update again before I go to bed: Yes, I did live here during the Awbrey Hall fire in 1990. And while I have a bunch of stories surrounding that fire (and other area fires like the Horse Butte fire in 1996) that I won’t go into here (it’s nearly midnight). But I do have one to share. What people forget was the other fires in the area that were going on at the same time as Awbrey Hall. At the time, we lived just south of Sunriver, and had just sold our house out there and made a bid on a house in Bend. Then Awbrey Hall hit, as did a Sunriver-area fire, and the neighborhood which we were moving to was evacuated, and the neighborhood we were moving from was getting close to burning down, too. I was about 12 years old at the time, and scared that we’d have no place to live — losing the house I grew up in as well as the house we were moving to. It was a scary time. My mom was working in the Emergency Department at St. Charles at the time, and they had closed of Hwy. 97 getting into Bend — she managed to talk her way in as she was on call, but other ER doctors and nurses had to jump through hoops to get cleared to travel the highway. It was frightening traveling down the highway near Lava Butte and just seeing a huge orange glow as you drove into Bend.

We’ll just save the stories about the future father-in-law saving homes on the Westside during that fire (he was just a landscaper), or watching my coach’s house burn to the ground on national news with I was 1000 miles away during the Horse Butte fire — and I actually knew it happened before he did — for some other time.

Update on 7/30 at 9:30 AM: Apparently the intentional burnout they did last night helped quite a bit. While the fire is still growing, official word at 8,500 acres, officials say they’ve turned a corner on the fire.

I just hope the winds don’t keep this thing going towards Sisters as if you’ve ever tried to make it through that town during the quilt show or the Rodeo, imagine what it’d be like during a forced evacuation. Like I’ve said before, if I lived in Sisters, I’d be getting out of there right now ahead of the foreseeable mess (we’ve gotten our family out). Especially considering that there’s a chance for 35 MPH wind gusts this afternoon.

Update at 4:24: No new news as of yet on new evacuations or what not (if anybody hears anything, feel free to use the contact form on this page to the right — I will not release names nor will I post about pending actions as I don’t want to cause panics). One thing I did forget to link to is the Sisters Nugget’s coverage of the fires. As of right now, KTVZ and the Nugget are probably doing the best job with online information for this mess, and I applaud them both.

And when I finally finish playing catch up here at the office, I’ll get around to all the great links I have to share.

Updated on 7/31 at 5:30: It looks like they’re starting to let some evacuated people back in. Weather is cooperating and the fire is starting to get under control. Thank goodness.

Sick

If you’ve sent me an email in the last 24 or so hours, don’t expect a reply really soon. I was sick in bed all day yesterday and am still recovering today (my daughter’s 3rd birthday). Back to regularly scheduled blogging when I’m back up and going.

10 Dumb Business Ideas that Made It Big

Sometimes you look at a site and think “How the hell do these people make so much money?” or “Why didn’t I think of this?” There are several of those here, including the Million Dollar Homepage, Doggles and Santa Mail.

You Won’t See This On Iron Chef

I doubt you’ll see this ever on the Food Network: Pepto-Bismol ice cream.

Great Practical Joke

What do you do when your buddy leaves for a few days? Get busy and flip his room upside down.

cPanel Tutorial

If you have a Web host that gives you cPanel as part of your Web hosting package (many hosts do — go to yourdomain.com/cpanel and see if it loads something), you’ve got a great site control panel at your disposal. I use cPanel on all my servers, and while I’m fairly good at it, I know there are many folks out there who are a bit afraid of it. There’s help out there….

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Is There A Zombie In The Vatican?

Apparently the Vatican has emerged as a source of spam traffic. Not intentionally, I’m sure, but there is probably a zombied computer somewhere in the Vatican that is sending out spam (and according to one study, 80% of all spam comes from zombie computers). So if people would just run their computers effectively — patch often, run a firewall, run antivirus software, use Firefox instead of MSIE, scan for spyware regularly — I’m sure the world would have far less of a spam problem (wishful thinking, I know).

And before I hear it, yes, they could buy a Mac or use a Linux machine and not have these problem. But realistically, that’s not going to happen for most people, and I think we all know that.

I could also see this being a new Mac commercial: “Devine intervention is still not going to help your PC stay clean.”