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Feel better, Jake! Please? It was a cruddy day in some ways for me and the missus, too. Here’s to better days;-)
Somehow fate brought me to this site, so while I am here, I will quickly say that I hope you feel better soon. Best wishes all around to everyone.
Hello Jake?
Umm yeah, Its 9:30 am, today was a normal day, we started at the normal time. We need to have a talk about your TPS reports.
Jake,
Hi its me Cheryl. Go home. No one wants to be around a sick person, except your wife who has likely pledged to be around your sick self for as long as you both shall live. This is one of the rare opportunities where you can croak out “can you hand me the remote to the tv please” and live. Make the most of it. And get well soon!
go home jake, go home.
When you get back Jake, have a look at this. Apparently us none-US people should not be able to see your Yahoo adverts, and if we can you’re breaking their T&Cs.
Something To Kill The Rest Of Your Day
A stupid little addicting flash animation which I’ve mirrored here in case the site goes down. And if you’re wondering, yes, I still am sick, I’m just trying to clear…
Uhh.. Hi Jake, just checking in. Hope you feel better soon. Say ‘hi’ to the kids!
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Heal thyself 😉
Hope you feel better soon…yells “NOOoooo it’s NOT the flag of NCAA surrender…it’s puffs plus eww “snot”,can’t get more descriptive than that!! slam dunks the kleenex your way.. take care.