How To Impress The Ladies

You never know when the ability to tear a phone book in half, smash a rock with your fist, bend a steel spike with your hands, or being able to lift somebody over your head with one hand will come in handy.

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************* says:

If you wanna impress the ladies, u gotta know what to say at what time, you gotta be a good dancer, good at sports, and most importantly, u gotta be urself
Steps on how to make yourself like this:
1.Learn a cool, yet easy dance move (I reccomend the Moonwalk or the Worm)
2.Play on a few local sports teams
3.Practice talking smooth in front of the mirror
4.Hang out with as many people as possible to boost your social skills

Mike says:

be ur self and get some booty