…but they probably didn’t feel good coming out. Students suspended for distributing laxatives-laced brownies (reg. required, but you can get a user/pass here).
Month: May 2004
Ever had a bad Scrabble hand?
I bet it was never this bad.
Google is Full of Math Geeks
You can tell they’re a nerdy company when the amount of money they decided to raise in their IPO is the mathematical constant “e” times one billion. Very nerdy, indeed.
Vultures
I’ll just quote this, and you’ll get the idea:
On Monday, April 26, hundreds of ambitiously pretty young women from around the country lined up outside Renton’s Pure Fitness for the final audition for Season 3 of America’s Next Top Model, the deeply entertaining UPN smash featuring a bevy of model wannabes navigating an eight-week obstacle course of bitchy fags, snarky photographers, and delightfully crazy fellow contestants to become America’s Next Top Model, or at least the winner of the show. As for today’s open-call audition: Not often do this many tall, foxy ladies gather in one parking lot–especially in Renton–and The Stranger was determined to snap a portrait of the day in all its glory.
So basically, these guys went around and harassed all the hot women that were rejected from the competition, and took pictures of them. Link via Waxy.
Rubberneckers Sink Boat Trying To See Nude Beach
Partygoers apparently hoping to catch a glimpse of nude sunbathers crowded on one side of a floating barge, prompting the ship to capsize and dump all 60 people into the lake. Idiots.
The Moron of the Day Award Goes To…
…the federal drug agent who was giving a gun safety presentation to kids and shot himself while doing it. Thanks Barney for the tip.
This will piss you off
All you have to do is click on the black dot, but it’s not as easy as it sounds.