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You should NEVER have a Klingon wedding. Nor should you (like an old friend of mine did) name your kids after Star Wars characters (Anakin and I forgot his daughter’s name).
Update: Be sure to check out the Fark photoshop contest using photos from that site.
Well who knew? You apparently can’t bring a full gas can onto a plane. What kind of communist society do we live in?!?
I don’t usually get into religious debates, but I laughed quite hard when I read this post and the comments:
Creationist: Blah blah blah – goes on for ages.
Spiritual Darwinist: You are wrong.
Creationist: Prove it.
Spiritual Darwinist: God spoke to me and told me that you are wrong.
Creationist: No he didn’t.
Spiritual Darwinist: You do not respect my faith – and you are wrong. Lucky for you that we Spiritual Darwinists do not burn heretics.
The comments are very entertaining as well.
Once at this party this guy wouldn’t stop talking to me about darwin and the like so I told him he was a jack-ass and he threw beer on me…
of course he stopped talking to me..so I called it a draw.
Make sure that when you’re lighting up firecrackers, you don’t light them in front of your face.
Then have you cat cloned. Or just shoot your cat, and give me the money. At least then it will be put to better use.
Generally, when you’re working with someone in a plan to rob a gas station, you don’t have your partner in crime call the police to rat you out (especially when that person works at the gas station you’re trying to rob). Full Story.
I’ve been meaning to post a link to this story, but hadn’t had a chance. A few weeks ago, we had over 100 micro-quakes underneath South Sister. A retired math teacher in Albany says that the earthquakes aren’t over. Why? His headaches tell him so.
Retired math teacher Jerry Hurley of Albany believes the seismic rumbling isn’t over beneath the bulge swelling the land at the South Sister volcano in the Central Oregon Cascades.
How does he know? His headaches tell him so — and after 21 years charting the links between those headaches and earthquakes near and far, he’s used to the snickers, chuckles or outright guffaws, but is quite serious about his tie to the Earth rumbling beneath our feet.
Apparently he’s been getting these headaches for 20 years. The comments on the article are entertaining, and I’m with the comments: the guy sounds a bit loopy.
I posted earlier about the Tigger in Disneyworld who was arrested on molestation charges. Apparently his record isn’t all that clean.
Actually, I can’t think of one use for Pig feces, but apparently somebody’s figured out how to make it into crude oil.